Niki just said "fuck it..."

[SmellenShoehorn]

Why the long, wide faces, guys?

 

[RobertMewler]

A middle-aged guy with gauges eating nachos with a spork and Pig still looks like the bigger douche--impressive!

What does this "gauges" reference mean? Is that what the kids call those ear plugs now?

 

[guest]

What does this "gauges" reference mean? Is that what the kids call those ear plugs now?

Yeah. Big dumb holes in their earlobes.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What does this "gauges" reference mean? Is that what the kids call those ear plugs now?

I knew a couple people who stretched out their ear piercings in high school, and they told me that gauge refers to the size of plug or ring they can fit into their big, droopy, ugly earlobe holes. I didn't know anyone did that after 2002.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His eyes and teeth are so fucking unsettling. He is, without any exaggeration, disgustingly ugly. Like the kind of creature that I imagine haunts the nightmares of pedophiles and serial killers.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah. Big dumb holes in their earlobes.

A sure sign of a worthless cretin.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That shirt is just as bad. He's been wearing it for years. It's faded out at least 3 shades lighter than originally and it's stained and stretched to hell.

The Brewers haven’t worn that jersey since 2017. And they only wore it for 4 games that season. What’s annoying is he is mismatching Brewers uniform eras. He’s wearing the Navy and straw gold era jersey with the navy and cheese yellow hat.

you’d never see me wearing a Black and Brick open star Astros hat with a Rainbow guts jersey or a current re-retro jersey the Stros have worn since 2013.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Rick is just broader in the cheeks than most

Pat is the ugliest man in the world. Whatever is sitting next to him is Top 5.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Can you remember the last time you were hanging out with a dude and he was like, "hey bro let's take a pic for Instagram" in the middle of a fuckin ball game.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Take another selfi, stupid.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

No

He's so fucking ugly and that hat looks filthy and smelly. I hope he's t-boned by a semi after the game.

That's Tyrone and Nikki is getting boned by him during the game.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Without the sunglasses on the head, I wouldn't have known it was her.


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We're two guys who think rippled, muscular men are attractive.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Do you ever do the watoosi in a shit hat? hublublublublublublublublublublu toe trigger attachment aids trannies.

Should have asked if his had rain gutters. I would have been rolling.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

The Brewers haven’t worn that jersey since 2017. And they only wore it for 4 games that season. What’s annoying is he is mismatching Brewers uniform eras. He’s wearing the Navy and straw gold era jersey with the navy and cheese yellow hat.

you’d never see me wearing a Black and Brick open star Astros hat with a Rainbow guts jersey or a current re-retro jersey the Stros have worn since 2013.

My wife bought me a brown and gold Hoffman Padres jersy for my birthday a few months back I had to buy a new hat because all I had were the blue with SD white and gold. Pat's a fat retard iw what I'm trying to say here.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Can you remember the last time you were hanging out with a dude and he was like, "hey bro let's take a pic for Instagram" in the middle of a fuckin ball game.

Most people would take a photo of the field of scoreboard to show they are at a game. Pat of course NEEDS everyone to see how handsome so he has to get a selfie to show people can stand to be around him occasionally. It’s because we know he is very lonely for any actual human interaction. Plus he’s fat.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Most people would take a photo of the field of scoreboard to show they are at a game. Pat of course NEEDS everyone to see how handsome so he has to get a selfie to show people can stand to be around him occasionally. It’s because we know he is very lonely for any actual human interaction. Plus he’s fat.

Scoreboard:

OnAForums - $128k
Pig- 0

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

My wife bought me a brown and gold Hoffman Padres jersy for my birthday a few months back I had to buy a new hat because all I had were the blue with SD white and gold. Pat's a fat retard iw what I'm trying to say here.

I like the Padres going back to Brown and Gold. I got one of the hats, love that kid Tatis, he’s a beast. Yeah you gotta match eras! You ain’t gonna wear a 1984 Tony Gwynn jersey with a 1998 NL Champs era hat. Pats a dope. Lol. Luckily before the Nike uniform change, the Astros honored the 2005 World Series team, so I wore my Berkman Red alternate. My black and brick hat was dirty but they were selling 2005 era stuff in the team store, so I finally got a few hats from the early 2000’s I wanted that day. And most importantly I matched my Berkman jersey to era specific hat. I didn’t just wear the H Star hat and call it a day.

 

[Harry Powell]

I like the Padres going back to Brown and Gold. I got one of the hats, love that kid Tatis, he’s a beast. Yeah you gotta match eras! You ain’t gonna wear a 1984 Tony Gwynn jersey with a 1998 NL Champs era hat. Pats a dope. Lol. Luckily before the Nike uniform change, the Astros honored the 2005 World Series team, so I wore my Berkman Red alternate. My black and brick hat was dirty but they were selling 2005 era stuff in the team store, so I finally got a few hats from the early 2000’s I wanted that day. And most importantly I matched my Berkman jersey to era specific hat. I didn’t just wear the H Star hat and call it a day.

Oh? Well Allow me to retort

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I like the Padres going back to Brown and Gold. I got one of the hats, love that kid Tatis, he’s a beast. Yeah you gotta match eras! You ain’t gonna wear a 1984 Tony Gwynn jersey with a 1998 NL Champs era hat. Pats a dope. Lol. Luckily before the Nike uniform change, the Astros honored the 2005 World Series team, so I wore my Berkman Red alternate. My black and brick hat was dirty but they were selling 2005 era stuff in the team store, so I finally got a few hats from the early 2000’s I wanted that day. And most importantly I matched my Berkman jersey to era specific hat. I didn’t just wear the H Star hat and call it a day.

I'm lucky to have a buddy that owns a local sporting goods store, so I get jerseys, hat and shirts at just above cost.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm lucky to have a buddy that owns a local sporting goods store, so I get jerseys, hat and shirts at just above cost.

I’m in the market for 3 Padres jerseys. A 1978 Dave Winfield, 1984 Tony Gwynn and a 1993 Gary Sheffield.