• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, or have other on-site inquiries, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter or @BlackQueerLivesMatter.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    For DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Forum Clout
64,306
Accusations of pedophilia signify deep brotherly love.
I am never going to be on the show at the same time as that piece of shit again. He is a miserable cunt and thinks it's fun. I didn't ask for him to be banned but I got permission to leave the show if he's a guest. I want nothing to do with him.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Forum Clout
64,306
Just promise not to drop kick me to the head. I don’t like that.
I can't promise this but I am offering up a wrench to mute me if you feel I'm out of line. I'm usually pretty quiet during interviews anyway though.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Forum Clout
64,306
If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Vaselli Deferenzio
Forum Clout
145,807
If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
What about the body, Turk? They'll find your hair and semen on/in it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Vaselli Deferenzio
Forum Clout
145,807
If fucking @chocolatehellhole the son of a bitch fired our new 3rd mic before the first. Before I got to put an engagement ring on their finger. I will fucking kill him. Like. I will tell him I'm visiting New Jersey ask to meet up and beat him to death with a piece of wood. Then burn it so there's little to no evidence.
Also, this engagement ring. Are you gonna do the thing where you pop the lip off a beer bottle? Because you have to sand it down or it will cut her and she'll reject you.
 
Top