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NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]

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I can't stop laughing. This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. I know it's a joke. But in such a brief sentence theres so much wrong.
I can't remember the name of the valve that stops us from peeing while we're about to make cumsies, okay?
 

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The numbers don't actually mean anything. The only goal is getting a 1000. We could probably do it in a week. No one's keeping track.
I KNOWWWWW. Chh asked me for a timestamp though and I'd need to know the episode number for that wouldn't I, smart guy?
 
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Oh I have a joke
You know my favorite seasoning for a shepherds pie?
What?
Worcestershire sauce
Why is that?
Hard to say.
I no longer use Worcestershire, I switched to be beef concentrate. Much better.
 
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So I sent @chocolatehellhole a proposal for a theme song I wrote. Was listening for like a third time in a row. And am so delirious I went "who the fuck made this?". Off topic but just a horrifying experience.
 

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It’s almost time, hope everyone is diaped up tonight. #DiaperGang

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