Nice shirt, stupid

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Don’t disrespect Ricky like that.

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[firstimelongtime]

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There is a non-zero chance that he flexed in front of a mirror while wearing this and said to himself, “Can’t tame these dragons.”

 

[Matt from Tinder]

He's starting to resemble Oliver Hardy quite a bit. That haircut is fucking horrendous

I'm getting more of an Ernst Rohm vibe from the haircut and Pat's overall fatness.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

There is a non-zero chance that he flexed in front of a mirror while wearing this and said to himself, “Can’t tame these dragons.”

Fuck, What are the odds he wore a shirt like this when he took Nikki to see that dumb movie? (Or more likely, Nikki took him to see). Remember, he's a fat unemployed layabout.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's got the retard hair. Nice haircut, stupid. Simple jack called, he wants his major recognizable feature back.

" Make me look like an absolute idiot."

"Say no more.."

 

[Jenna]

Pay attention to the phone Patrick can't stop looking at. It's not a flip phone, it's smaller yet way thicker than a standard iphone.

I'm guessing Lynn used to pay for thousand dollar smartphones, but when Piggy needs that lawsuit money he gets whatever that cheap piece of shit is.

 

[DooDooBrown]

This is a shirt you buy when you don’t have the luxury of shopping everything in the store. He can only shop from the turbo-fatty section, and this is the kind of shit they put in there. Also his hair looks like a bad toupee.

 

[EraGodless]

This is a shirt you buy when you don’t have the luxury of shopping everything in the store. He can only shop from the turbo-fatty section, and this is the kind of shit they put in there. Also his hair looks like a bad toupee.

I have on good authority that even Burlington has better shit than what he's wearing. That's not only a shirt for literal children, it's a shirt that was cool (if it ever was), 15 or so seasons ago. He's such a bumpkin that I almost feel bad for him.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Hmm ironically he really is a redshirt in his own life. A nothing to be sacrificed to the narrative (figuratively fatty, no one is threatening you here)

 

[Rudderman]

Pendulous breasts.

I like that @Udders ribbed this.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I maintain that shirt came free with his Ed Hardy body wash.

From their Christian Audugay collection

 

[Antwan2]

He looking like Jeff nadu

 

[A House Nigger]

Pat looks like the kind of guy who won’t put peanut butter on his balls because his cat has a peanut allergy. Pat likes his beer like he likes violence. Domestic.

Edit: Pat would swipe right if he had a stepdaughter

Edit 2: Niki looks like the Zoloft isn’t working

 

[Stent]

The dragon shirt has quite pronounced creases on the arms. Either Pat irons that shirt or it gets folded up and saved only for special occasions.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's a vibe.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

His "convention outfit" is an awful shirt he probably bought ten years and 30 lbs ago at Walmart trying to look like the (faux) Ed Hardy wearing stealthy geek and impress the fat slobs and unwashed weirdos. I went looking with the hopes of ridiculing him for where he bought it but I can't find it anywhere. Anybody else have any luck?

It does look like a cheap, generic shirt from Walmart or Target. It's fine for a middle school aged boy, but he looks like an idiot man-child in it. The fact that it's two sizes too small makes him look even more retarded.

It looks like one of those garbage t shirts you get with one of those themed monthly loot crate. That months theme was clearly reptiles. I didn't think anyone wore that garbage that came with those loot crates

 

[Ladynyahh]

It's a vibe.

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Obviously some AI fakery but the original picture on this account looks like our man Fat has lost a few pounds? He doesn't look like a complete disgusting fat slob. Head and neck still bloated however, likely because he drinks beer all day long most days of the week

 

[Pat the Simp]

Pay attention to the phone Patrick can't stop looking at. It's not a flip phone, it's smaller yet way thicker than a standard iphone.

I'm guessing Lynn used to pay for thousand dollar smartphones, but when Piggy needs that lawsuit money he gets whatever that cheap piece of shit is.

He's got the Galaxy Fold, child.

 

[Beavis]

Does Pat have one shirt that isn’t a size too small?

 

[EraGodless]

Obviously some AI fakery but the original picture on this account looks like our man Fat has lost a few pounds? He doesn't look like a complete disgusting fat slob. Head and neck still bloated however, likely because he drinks beer all day long most days of the week

You need to check the new pic, child.