• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Nice restraining order, stupid

BudDickman

Forum Clout
41,877
His dream really isn't that he wins at court because calling someone a mean name is still free speech in America, for now. Even Pat knows that.

He wants someone like Andrew to be a school teacher or a VP of HR at Merrell Lynch, so that once he gets the dox he can get them fired.
The problem is, a school teacher or a VP of Merrell Lynch isn't going to drunkenly send Pat a picture of his ID...

So the cycle continues...


This has stopped being about legal justice a long time ago, and is about siccing the Twitter mob on the enemy. The problem is, and it sounds like Andrew is in this boat, a lot of jobs won't be affected by Twitter.
He's an unemployed loser who doesn't realize that even people with office jobs aren't going to be fired for talking shit to an obnoxious retard. He actually wants to believe we live in a dystopian world where anyone can get fired because of fake Twitter drama. There's a reason why it's a big story whenever there are real world consequences for online nonsense; it almost never happens.
 
G

guest

Guest
Lemme preface this: ima retard. These are all just ideas.

Maybe even contact your phone service provider and ask them for a printout or some kind of record of every message sent from your number. Keep it sealed in the envelope from the post office and hand it to the judge unopened.

May cost a few bucks and may take a while on the phone w customer support but i think that’s something a lawyer does that theyll charge 900$ an hour for.
Yes, you need actual records, not fucking imager printouts like Boomer Joe Cumia. This isn’t TV court.

Really just get a lawyer to represent you. Do a gofundme if you want and post it here and at KF, I’d bet you’d get it all or mostly all covered. Since everyone knows who you are already you don’t have to worry about being anonymous so this is easy.
 
G

guest

Guest
advicefagging post: the De Novo hearing is definitely happening because it costs $0 and they're automatically granted literally always

if you're going to represent yourself again, interrupt Fatrick with OBJECTION HEARSAY at anything that someone else said, OBJECTION RELEVANCY at stuff that has nothing to do with you such as niggeroni. Hammer it home that what's before the judge is a 2-hour window in mid February. It'll also fluster and irritate the pig making him more erratic.

Mention your fucked up hand to downplay yourself as a threat in a fight

Mention he lied in the petition, both the African American thing and the bit about you continuing to contact him since that night

mention he sued 60 john does and videos about him have hundreds of thousands of views, he can't pin anything that came from random numbers on you

If his faggot friends testify or they write and sign an affidavit, erode their credibility by the fact that they had been drinking all night

he's going to be way more prepared, don't relax

Like others, I am also a retard. But I'd get a lawyer. He's gonna try and pin all 3.5 years of everything on you and if he gets any kind decision in his favor I think he'll try to sue you in civil court to get some kind of money out of you. He's going to be way more prepared and he's also shown that he's not above trying to fabricate evidence. Expect his "friends" to lie. I don't know what you can do but maybe try and get the lawyer to contact Hooligans and get depositions from the bartenders. Same with his "witnesses". Have the lawyer make it clear you'll press charges for perjury or whatever (I don't even know if you can do that) but I don't think he's done. He's gonna try and bully you because ironically he is what he accuses the stlakers of.
 
Forum Clout
76,455
Like others, I am also a retard. But I'd get a lawyer. He's gonna try and pin all 3.5 years of everything on you and if he gets any kind decision in his favor I think he'll try to sue you in civil court to get some kind of money out of you. He's going to be way more prepared and he's also shown that he's not above trying to fabricate evidence. Expect his "friends" to lie. I don't know what you can do but maybe try and get the lawyer to contact Hooligans and get depositions from the bartenders. Same with his "witnesses". Have the lawyer make it clear you'll press charges for perjury or whatever (I don't even know if you can do that) but I don't think he's done. He's gonna try and bully you because ironically he is what he accuses the stlakers of.
Only the state can file charges of perjury.
 
G

guest

Guest
Only the state can file charges of perjury.
Yes but you can sue people for it if you have evidence of it, even if they don’t get criminally charged.

that’s if his barfly “friends” would even bother coming in to court or getting involved in this in any way, which I think is doubtful. Plus as has been mentioned before, they’re drunks who were at a bar at 2am, their word means shit.
 
Forum Clout
76,455
Yes but you can sue people for it if you have evidence of it, even if they don’t get criminally charged.

that’s if his barfly “friends” would even bother coming in to court or getting involved in this in any way, which I think is doubtful. Plus as has been mentioned before, they’re drunks who were at a bar at 2am, their word means shit.
Yeah, I can't imagine any of his Hooligans 'friends' would lift a finger to help him out in court. Fat will be alone in this fight.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
Forum Clout
78,159
Yes, you need actual records, not fucking imager printouts like Boomer Joe Cumia. This isn’t TV court.

Really just get a lawyer to represent you. Do a gofundme if you want and post it here and at KF, I’d bet you’d get it all or mostly all covered. Since everyone knows who you are already you don’t have to worry about being anonymous so this is easy.
781233BB-345A-4FFD-819E-C474F63D933F.jpeg
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
268,818
Yes but you can sue people for it if you have evidence of it, even if they don’t get criminally charged.

that’s if his barfly “friends” would even bother coming in to court or getting involved in this in any way, which I think is doubtful. Plus as has been mentioned before, they’re drunks who were at a bar at 2am, their word means shit.
I could never bring myself to ask my friends to come to court and knowingly lie for me. Especially over some lame internet crap. That said, I wouldnt put it past pat to try. I doubt anyone in their right mind would say yes.
 
G

guest

Guest
I could never bring myself to ask my friends to come to court and knowingly lie for me. Especially over some lame internet crap. That said, I wouldnt put it past pat to try. I doubt anyone in their right mind would say yes.
Even if they don’t lie, so what? By Pats own admission, we know where he lives. If Andrew wanted to do him harm he could have just walked over to his house and done something. But he didn’t. You don’t get a restraining order for talking shit at a bar at last call. This is retarded.
 

fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
Forum Clout
23,214
I could never bring myself to ask my friends to come to court and knowingly lie for me. Especially over some lame internet crap. That said, I wouldnt put it past pat to try. I doubt anyone in their right mind would say yes.
And they're not his actual friends which would make it even more of an inconvenience.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
268,818
Even if they don’t lie, so what? By Pats own admission, we know where he lives. If Andrew wanted to do him harm he could have just walked over to his house and done something. But he didn’t. You don’t get a restraining order for talking shit at a bar at last call. This is retarded.
The fact pat thinks he can explain this in court without making himself look like an absolute nutjob is fantastic. I didnt know pat spent most of the time talking about rascal antics. I really look forward to the transcripts of what he mentioned. I almost wish the court wasnt empty so andrew could have heard the chuckles and gasps from the random people behind him. Id have been weezing trying not to laugh.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Forum Clout
241,503
I could never bring myself to ask my friends to come to court and knowingly lie for me. Especially over some lame internet crap. That said, I wouldnt put it past pat to try. I doubt anyone in their right mind would say yes.
Pat doesn’t have friends, he has regulars he sees at a bar. They don’t hang out or even plan to be at the bar at the same time. They just happen to be there at the same time. There’s a townie bar near me and it’s just like hooligans and everybody there knows everybody else but that’s where it stops. They don’t get together outside of the local bar, they just see them when they go.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
268,818
Pat doesn’t have friends, he has regulars he sees at a bar. They don’t hang out or even plan to be at the bar at the same time. They just happen to be there at the same time. There’s a townie bar near me and it’s just like hooligans and everybody there knows everybody else but that’s where it stops. They don’t get together outside of the local bar, they just see them when they go.
I get it. I used to work in a bar/club. Pat is that customer that hits up the bartender on facebook,insta,twitter and friend requests them. Sends birthday wishes. They only accepted the friend request because its a regular customer and didnt want to be mean but really they hate seeing their posts pop up in their timeline. Pat is the quintesential " That guy" in the bar.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
Forum Clout
93,680
He's an unemployed loser who doesn't realize that even people with office jobs aren't going to be fired for talking shit to an obnoxious retard. He actually wants to believe we live in a dystopian world where anyone can get fired because of fake Twitter drama. There's a reason why it's a big story whenever there are real world consequences for online nonsense; it almost never happens.

Nah, all he has to do is tie your name to pretty much any post in 90% of the off topic threads and you’re fucked at most corporate gigs
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Forum Clout
16,542
When has he had a poker (porker tssss) night? Even a dumb playstation party or something "stealthygeek". A model building party. He had that stupid fire pit and never used it or had people over. He's never taken a picture at someone else's house. Never been to a house party, halloween party,new years, birthday, wine and board games.
This is hittin' a bit too close to home tobecompletelyhonestwitcha SNIFF

Not easy to have friends in your 30s. Just my wife and she's not really that fun
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Forum Clout
268,818
No i deleted my social media accounts during the trump era

Don't miss any of the updates from people I knew in High School at all
That is where pat fucks up. Being a phony on the internet. Now he has a bunch of people calling him out at every turn. If he was just some regular milwaukee rube trying to figure out this hectic world, nobody would care or even notice him. He chose to act like he was above everyone else on twitter so they have been motherfucking him ever since. Pat still wants to escalate things and he is making a fool of himself into collections just because his ego cant handle the beatings he has taken.
 
Top