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Nice restraining order, stupid

RobertMewler

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I would only ever wear a white shirt with a black suit and a nice tie with clean, waxed dress shoes in court.
This you?

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Libby Son Of Loin

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I'm sure they know about him to some degree. I don't think it would be as overblown as most would think around here because we know what he is, they only know him from frivolous lolsuits.
There's no way Judge Fudge didn't go to the bar the night after the first hearing when he made that "what the fuck are you even talking about" face. Everyone in that court house knows about his retarded lawsuit as well as Brinton's absolutely incompetency.
 

Udders

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Having a pitstop so I’ll get these right quick:
-blue jeans, black blazer, black shirt. Pretty much standard rube fare. Honestly looked better in person than in his vacation pics, though the mask probably helped.
-the judge said it sounds like he was threatening me and invited me to a confrontation and he literally said “NO, ThaT did noT occur, he is lying!”
-he had to tell him to quiet down/don’t do that about 3 times.
-he sounded like his normal pretentious self. Tbh, my voice was more shaky than his.
And to slackjawedcow, he seemed to avoid eye contact except for when he gave a snarky “you thought that was just so hilarious, didn’t you!” about the african american childrens being made into pepperoni.
Haha you saw a Fatrick sperg in person! Realize how lucky you are.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Wearing jeans to a court case is downright disrespectful. I bet he took his ill fitting jacket along with that blue shirt where he can't button the top two cause his neck is too fat. And he probably wore trainers for his hobbit feet.

I would only ever wear a white shirt with a black suit and a nice tie with clean, waxed dress shoes in court.
Black suits are for funerals.

"Waxed" dress shoes? I assume you mean polished?

White shirt is key, though. Unless you actually know what you're doing, wearing colored shirts will make you look like Kyle Rittenhouse.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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Black suits are for funerals.

"Waxed" dress shoes? I assume you mean polished?

White shirt is key, though. Unless you actually know what you're doing, wearing colored shirts will make you look like Kyle Rittenhouse.
The proper term is "shined" but I didn't think we could say that here
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Wearing jeans to a court case is downright disrespectful. I bet he took his ill fitting jacket along with that blue shirt where he can't button the top two cause his neck is too fat. And he probably wore trainers for his hobbit feet.

I would only ever wear a white shirt with a black suit and a nice tie with clean, waxed dress shoes in court.
Depends where you live. I had to go to court because the local Sgt asked me to be a witness for him. Apparently where I live wearing realtree is an acceptable formal/court attire.
 

Cuphead

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Depends where you live. I had to go to court because the local Sgt asked me to be a witness for him. Apparently where I live wearing realtree is an acceptable formal/court attire.
Eh it really depends. When I had jury duty I wore a nice shirt with pair of jeans, but I also wasn't having to go in front of a judge to defend or expain myself so I didn't give a shit. If I had been there for my own case I would've worn a suit.
 
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