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Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

Harry Powell

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have you ever seen the airloom? It’s what the first recorded schizophrenic drew to explain what was happening to him, a gang used this machine to read his mind and control his thoughts.

any way, I happen to think he was right and the airloom gang existed and still exists to this day, and that certain people are open to their machinations.


Makes sense to me
 

NoBacon

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Makes sense to me

There’s a thing that happened where a lot of people experienced the same symptoms, like a malignant entity was trying to enter their minds. A cluster was in an American consulate building in Cuba, and they think it could have been an advanced warfare device. It’s called Havana Syndrome.

I don’t really know what the fuck I’m talking about now but there’s some wild shit out there and anyone who smugly thinks they know everything is a liar or ignorant.

Also that nut jobs writings and technical drawings of these things are legitimately better constructed and more coherent than any of Patrick’s sci fi spaceship designs today, despite being 300 years ago and being a lunatic.
 

Mike Glyer

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My kid behaved like a brat after watching it and, despite having a room full of toys he hardly plays with, wanted to know why he couldn't have whatever piece of plastic crap the boy had been playing with (promoting) in that episode. He's six so it's hard to explain the concept of being spoiled and delayed gratification. "You can't always get what you want" is a meaningless concept to anyone under 7 or 8.
When my son (3) asks "Why not?" I sometimes sang the Stones song back to him and now he uses that shit on me when I ask him why he isn't listening and behaving.
 

Mike Glyer

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What strikes me the most about Pat's transcript is that his grades were consistently dog shit. They didn't start to slide after Pat got a driver's license and they didn't improve as he got closer to graduation with a crappy GPA. Pat is a special boy who genuinely had a hard time with school. He does a really good job of passing for not being retarded.
Come again?
 

Uncle Floyd

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Ok this wasn't the trooning out or divorce I was hoping for but it fucking punches a big hole in 'Renaissance Fatrick' who thinks he's a mix of Smith and Wesson, Bruce Lee, Issac Newton, Charles Dickens, Philip K Dick and Brad Pitt...
Christ almighty like he was fucking DUMB.... I had to do a few mins research to work out how the US system grades things but fucking hell... He was thick as pig shite...
Like really he was stupid...

And the best thing about it is that we all know he was the most unpopular pig in class and always tried to correct the teacher and all but was tolerated and given passes because he was borderline a tard.

Please let this be spread far and wide so political firebrand, rocket scientist, military strstegist, philosophical, professor of literature Fatrick can be slapped with truth when he tries to school people.

Jesus christ i really am surprised he has such bad grades... Like wow...
I thought he mentioned he was a total fit as fuck huge ripped unit in school too...weird how he never did sports then
He's, like, barely one step above "mentally retarded."
 

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So how did Fat Pat even pass high school with cumulative GPA of 1.7?

Here are Wisconsin's HS requirements. Not sure how common this is but I thought you needed at least a cumulative GPA of 2.0 or higher to graduate HS.

Graduation Requirements


The state graduation requirements under Wis. Stats. 118.33 and 118.33(1m)(a)1, Section 3266R total 15 credits and the successful passing of a civics exam. The 15 credits including the following:

  • English/Language Arts - 4 Credits
  • Math - 3 Credits
  • Science - 3 Credits
  • Social Studies - 3 Credits
  • Physical Education – 1.5 credits
  • Health – 0.5 credits (in grades 7-12)


I don't even understand how he even graduated. So you need 3 credits in math to graduate.

9th grade:
Algebra 1 D 0.5 credit
Algebra 1 C 0.5 credit

10th
Geometry D 0.5 credit
Geometry F 0.5 credit (???)

11th
Algebra II F 0.0 credit
Algebra II D- 0.5 credit (???)

12th
Algebra II D 0.5 credit

How did he receive credit in two classes he failed? Even if a D- is considered a passing grade, why did he receive credit for that F in geometry? I'm just asking questions here folks. Seems like Pat graduated HS due to a clerical error. This error needs to be reported to the HS principal so he can correcT the record!
 

Clint Ruin

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So how did Fat Pat even pass high school with cumulative GPA of 1.7?

Here are Wisconsin's HS requirements. Not sure how common this is but I thought you needed at least a cumulative GPA of 2.0 or higher to graduate HS.




I don't even understand how he even graduated. So you need 3 credits in math to graduate.

9th grade:
Algebra 1 D 0.5 credit
Algebra 1 C 0.5 credit

10th
Geometry D 0.5 credit
Geometry F 0.5 credit (???)

11th
Algebra II F 0.0 credit
Algebra II D- 0.5 credit (???)

12th
Algebra II D 0.5 credit

How did he receive credit in two classes he failed? Even if a D- is considered a passing grade, why did he receive credit for that F in geometry? I'm just asking questions here folks. Seems like Pat graduated HS due to a clerical error. This error needs to be reported to the HS principal so he can correcT the record!
Is it possible he didn't? Technicality Tomlinson would absolutely consider an HSED "not dropping out because it's equivalent"
 
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