New Rick character appears swinging big dick Rick is on scene, ignore the camel toe, there's a massive hammer in those skinny jeans.

[Brooke Shields]

You know what they say about men with gout feet, they're going to die soon

 

[Random username]

Big feet. Dainty bitch hands. Yup. He's a clown. Just like his daddy..

 

[MonsterSteve]

Imagine saying that to a random male.

 

[guest]

Imagine saying that to a random male.

In fairness I'm his BFF at this point.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

His feet aren't even big - they're simply grossly misshapen. Which I have zero problems imagining mirrors exactly his sad little lightswitch.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I feel like I was raped.

You were.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s cracked

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hahhahahahhahahahhhhaaaaaahaaaaahhahahahhahhahhahha hoooooooly shit.

This shit is so retarded. I honestly believe that I'm just imaging this forum in my head and in reality nothing like this is happening.

You're in a psych ward right now.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Imagine saying that to a random male.

I tried but my body produces testosterone.

 

[guest]

Obviously he's got zero going on down there. A woman who didn't shave her pussy for a couple of months would have a bigger bulge in her jeans than Fat does.

What's also obvious by his self-contented perma-grin and absolute ownership of Ade is that Jon is packing a double whopper with cheese. He changed Adrienne's worldview and expectations of what sex between a man and woman could be when he introduced her to that dick. This simple fact is the root of all of Fat's anger and insecurity. A man with an exponentially larger penis than him effortlessly stole the love of his life from him. I would feel sorry for the chubby cunt if he wasn't so thoroughly unlikeable.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[A House Nigger]

@captain_kamala’s clit is bigger than Pat’s cock

 

[Will Tate]

If you're a man wearing sandals anywhere except the beach or a neighborhood pool party you're white trash filth. Worthless degenerate scum, Pat can't even put on socks and shoes to go out for the day. I hope someone drops a cinderblock on his faggoty ogre feet next time he leave the half-hovel.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In fairness I'm his BFF at this point.

Seems like Pat is hoping to take this friendship to the next level.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Remember: Pat’s penis is so big it moves from side to side. A common boast from guys with big dicks.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Just putting on shoes and socks has become a chore for him. Velcro Monarchs are right around the corner.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Remember: Pat’s penis is so big it moves from side to side. A common boast from guys with big dicks.

Possibly another fat technicality. One would assume he means pendulous as in swinging left to right (x axis), but I bet he means it "swings" the other way. Meaning it frequently disappears/turtle heads into his fat body and then eventually pops back out again (y axis). Fat Bob Kelly has mentioned this, and while Pat might not be quite that big yet, he is rapidly closing the gap.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I hope Pat lives long enough to completely lose the tuft and transition into a Bob Kelly doppelgänger.