New Rick character appears swinging big dick Rick is on scene, ignore the camel toe, there's a massive hammer in those skinny jeans.

[guest]

One additional point, we all get it my big fingers, hit the wrong keys, keep obsessing on it, I love the attention lol.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yep, men with big feet abandon their daughters. Confirmed, thanks Pig.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

This can’t be real, he’s clearly got a tiny dick or none at all. You can just look at him and tell, but then his actions confirm it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He loves talking about dicks

 

[fusciasomething]

They say men with big feet (which he doesn't even have) are retarded? Never heard that before

 

[guest]

Hahhahahahhahahahhhhaaaaaahaaaaahhahahahhahhahhahha hoooooooly shit.

This shit is so retarded. I honestly believe that I'm just imaging this forum in my head and in reality nothing like this is happening.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Ewwww. I think he's hitting on you, Mr. Boomia. We know he's lusting over your children but now he's really being creepy

 

[guest]

Hahhahahahhahahahhhhaaaaaahaaaaahhahahahhahhahhahha hoooooooly shit.

This shit is so retarded. I honestly believe that I'm just imaging this forum in my head and in reality nothing like this is happening.

The Patrick Saga is like one long fever dream. The content he provides us daily is amazing.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Maybe invest in one of those special dialing wands

 

[HotDogJoe]

Turns out what they say about men with big feet is true.

Reminder that cracking jokes and boasting are perfectly normal responses to being stalked. All stalking victims do it.

Hush now and wait for the knock.

 

[guest]

The Patrick Saga is like one long fever dream. The content he provides us daily is amazing.

Specially if you are overseas and your only knowledge of America is from A-Team and Baywatch.
I can't believe anything is real.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Nigger

 

[guest]

I totally did not see this coming, I started asking him about his double chin and twitter followers that he purchased, now he's telling me he has a bell clapper dangling between his legs, that's a sure sign it resembles a Bosco top, that needs to be popped out of his fat fupa. I feel like I was raped.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The only guest in the history of the Strictly Stalking podcast to text their stlaker a message about how big their penis is.

Truly historic.

 

[stealthygeek]

I've never been more sure that someone's packing a little nothing in their pants.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Specially if you are overseas and your only knowledge of America is from A-Team and Baywatch.
I can't believe anything is real.

In 2021 a crack team of Russian trolls were sent to prison by an international court for crimes they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Milwaukee underground. Today still wanted by the government they survive as stlakers of fortune. If you need ribs, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Owen A-Team.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Why does he want stlakers to think he has a big dick? That's a weird thing to say to someone you like, much less someone you claim is cyberstalking you.

 

[FLUUUID]

The only guest in the history of the Strictly Stalking podcast to text their atalker a message about how big their penis is.

Truly historic.

Imagine being a man and going on a show about womens issues. How gay.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Pringle Can Patrick! PCP for short, because you'd need to freebase a shitton of angeldust to believe he's packing.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

This can’t be real, he’s clearly got a tiny dick or none at all. You can just look at him and tell, but then his actions confirm it

Dude he's so wrapped up in his own world he doesn't knowtoday begins