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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Does anyone here ever have to interact in person with a man with dyed hair? And not like some weirdo with a green mohawk or something. Like an old man who dyes his hair a regular color to hide the grey like a woman. I feel like I'd have to try to bring it up. It's like if you saw someone scratch their asshole in public. You'd be like "you know you can't be doing that, right?"
 

dramamine

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Does anyone here ever have to interact in person with a man with dyed hair? And not like some weirdo with a green mohawk or something. Like an old man who dyes his hair a regular color to hide the grey like a woman. I feel like I'd have to try to bring it up. It's like if you saw someone scratch their asshole in public. You'd be like "you know you can't be doing that, right?"

He's a racist, alcoholic pederast. In real life you would be steering well clear of this guy.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one them’ of if you catch my drift.
I really needed this teary eyed belly laugh today, funster. Preciate it.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Enough with the fucking poker already.
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