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Nana’s dream girl

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Back in the day, I knew this guy who started seeing this weird tiny girl that lived near my neighborhood. Everyone called her Midge, or Fidge, because she was like 4 foot 6 or something. Not an actual midget, but right on the cusp of midget-dom. She looked like a midget Peggy Bundy, with a kind of big head, a pretty decent rack, and those short midget-y legs.
that’s so hot. I used to date a girl who was 4’6” and had no father. She called me daddy and when we would fuck I’d lay her across my legs and spank her while she whimpered “yesss daddy again daddy” then I’d finger her asshole while she whimpered.

She was an illegal immigrant and I bailed her out of shit with money, hence getting to play around in her delicious little anus🤤

“Fuck me harder daddy, please” while you’re inside a girl who needs a booster seat to drive is fucking hot.
 
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that’s so hot. I used to date a girl who was 4’6” and had no father. She called me daddy and when we would fuck I’d lay her across my legs and spank her while she whimpered “yesss daddy again daddy” then I’d finger her asshole while she whimpered.

“Fuck me harder daddy, please” while you’re inside a girl who needs a booster seat to drive is fucking hot
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Back in the day, I knew this guy who started seeing this weird tiny girl that lived near my neighborhood. Everyone called her Midge, or Fidge, because she was like 4 foot 6 or something. Not an actual midget, but right on the cusp of midget-dom. She looked like a midget Peggy Bundy, with a kind of big head, a pretty decent rack, and those short midget-y legs. The common neighborhood joke was that she could blow you standing up.

I was going to the track one night and this guy wanted to go, and he wanted to bring Midge. I couldn't stand her at all, but I figured what the fuck. So we were sitting there and she was pawing at him, and everyone was just staring, as she looked like she was 12 or 13. Real uncomfortable scene. The dumb fuck ended up marrying that thing, and it was a total debacle.
Did she have the bowl legged gait that is common with the short folks?

Bushwick Bill was the only midget I took seriously
 
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