Nana's Book Signing Didn't Go This Way...

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

This old man is literally retarded holy shit.



This is like if The Uncharted Zone made horror movies.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is he set up randomly in the middle of a fucking Food Lion or something?

Catch my book signing at Whole Foods on the 15th. Reminds me of the Hedberg joke. “I have a cd in stores because I left it there.”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This old man is literally retarded holy shit.



This is like if The Uncharted Zone made horror movies.

 

[Voscabulary]

This old man is literally retarded holy shit.



This is like if The Uncharted Zone made horror movies.

this looks like an adult swim skit from 2005

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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God that sneer with those teeth bug me, why did they go with this shot? I can't imagine the other ones they scrapped

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The reviews are in…

“In the end, I'm absolutely disappointed with the quality and content in Permanently Suspended, but truth be told I wasn't expecting much. And to be honest, I get so much comedy and entertainment value out of Anthony on TACS and other shows like the Chip Chipperson podacast, that wasting $20 doesn't even register as an issue for me.”
-EastBronxGuy. 1/5

“It took three people to write this. It took 3 people to write this book. This book offers nothing for the hardcore opie and Anthony fan that you haven't heard before. This will be a waste of money.”
-Bellyoflead. 1/5

“I wanted to like this book as I used to be a big Anthony fan before he delved into the racist cesspool. However, the book is highly unprofessional and littered with lazy typos starting from the opening paragraph “I was born in the City of Manhattan” - Manhattan is a borough.”
-Patrick Cassidy. 1/5

“Some of the most self-aggrandizing, delusional drivel I have ever read. Will be selling my copy. Too embarrassing to keep this on my bookshelf.”
-Cory Davenport. 1/5

“This guy bit me. He went ARRGHH”
-JoePaLuck. 1/5

“This book is pure garbage. From beginning to end, it reads as if a 12 year old is talking to his friends. There's nothing new or interesting in this. This book appeals to probably 75 people in the country, and clearly I'm not one of them. What a terrible book. Vomit. Yuck.”
-Bobbo. 1/5

“The MAN. The MYTH. The LEGEND. A hilarious book from a “shock jock” pioneer about his life and career. If you’ve listened to him for as long as I have (over 20 years) you won’t read much that you haven’t already him talk about. Somethings he goes into detail that hasn’t been talked about before. I LMFBO reading it. Long live Anthony Cumia, a pioneer, free speech advocate and LEGEND”
-S. Manzo. 5/5


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JoePAluck with the rib shot!