My toes require a beach and my fingers require an umbrella drink.

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

My dude is like an unsuccessfull Dan Schneider

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He wants to leave the country so he can do exactly what he does everyday. Put his hoofs up and get drunk. Thats all he ever does. Eat over priced food and drink.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

What a faggot.

 

[Will Tate]

 

[MonsterSteve]

Things fags would say.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Is it just me, or does he kinda look like a younger Norm MacDonald here?

Why don’t you come here and shut up ?

 

[guest]

Pig posts pictures of himself after he leaves the salon.
My nana woulda called this kid "neat as a pin," my papa woulda called him "light in the loafers."

In the South they would say he "has sugar in his britches"

 

[Phish]

In the South they would say he "has sugar in his britches"

In the south we’d also call him a fat fucking faggot too

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He wants to leave the country so he can do exactly what he does everyday. Put his hoofs up and get drunk. Thats all he ever does. Eat over priced food and drink.

Put his hoofs up and get drunk...in the sun...which is in space.