My toes require a beach and my fingers require an umbrella drink.

[guest]

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[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Nikki had better warm up her credit card, time to spend more of that fraudulent PPP money. He deserves it, child.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[captain_kamala]

He's such a lady

 

[Will Tate]

My hypertension requires blood-pressure medication and my offspring requires a real man to raise and provide for her.
Fucking maudlin queer, only women post shit like this.

 

[TokenX]

What a faggot.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

My ass requires a cock and my mouth requires a niggers butthole

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy needs a vacation from not having a job. He’s that much of a lazy piece of shit he thinks he deserves a beach vacation after spending the last 5 years tweeting all day. He is the lowest of scum, this is welfare queen shit and of course he needs some super fruity sugar drink since he can’t drink like a real man.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a faggot.

No man, especially one in his 40s should ever say something like this. Especially one that is unemployed and tweets nonsense all day. Fat pig thinks he deserves a vacation from not working.

 

[TokenX]

Piggy needs a vacation from not having a job. He’s that much of a lazy piece of shit he thinks he deserves a beach vacation after spending the last 5 years tweeting all day. He is the lowest of scum, this is welfare queen shit and of course he needs some super fruity sugar drink since he can’t drink like a real man.

He needs a vacation from wasting $20,000 on a malbec twink who's getting his asshole ripped up by some Stanford Jew Firm and a super bean.

Holy shit I hope there's some actual deadly strain of Covid in Costa Rica that just clots the shit out of his pig heart.

 

[Mikekeke]

He's vacationing every day, maybe to switch things up for a week he should go on a work.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Sounds like a good time to change the locks on Quasi’s new house.

 

[42069]

Malbec twink split my ribs

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

 

[Brooke Shields]

I get the first part, but what does whale suicide have to do with umbrellas?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m starting to think Pat thinks he looks like DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet rather than a fat, hideous 41 year old hambeast talking about his disgusting toes and sausage fingers.

 

[guest]

Una meatloaf por favor.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Is it just me, or does he kinda look like a younger Norm MacDonald here?

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

His fingers and toes will be required to be amputated because of his diabetes if he ain’t careful

(Pat “no child, I don’t have diabetes”)