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DrTorqueCarlisi

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Brian is honestly a great guy. A liittle bit older than most of us so he's an old-school Stern fan but he was already aware of O&A and appreciates us in all the right ways. The way he has fucked with Fatso, even involving it in his real life business, has been amazing.

He and Leslie might be coming down to the wire on who will be MVP this year. Wha's some o' them other pigwreckers we got?
 

TorqueWheeler

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He and Leslie might be coming down to the wire on who will be MVP this year. Wha's some o' them other pigwreckers we got?
Nobody can compete with them but there's another author called Christopher Busch who follows me and regularly likes my Pat Tweets who is obviously a solid fella. Lately more and more authors are investing their time with Bert though. It's almost as if Brian and Leslie have been making sure everyone in their orbit knows what a massive piece of shit Patrick S. Tomlinson is.
 

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Brian Keene’s Cameo in The Patrick Tomlinson Show Turns into Major Season 7 Role

It’s not every day that a one-off cameo turns into a major character arc, but that’s exactly what happened on The Patrick Tomlinson Show. Horror novelist Brian Keene, known for his work on The Rising and Ghoul, made a brief but memorable appearance in an episode of Season 6. What started as a playful nod to Keene’s dark and charismatic persona quickly became a fan favorite moment, and now the author is returning in a big way.

Producers have confirmed that Keene’s character, initially conceived as a quirky guest, will be stepping into a much larger role for Season 7. “We knew the cameo would be fun, but the reaction from fans was overwhelming,” said showrunner Daniel Kurlan. “Brian brought a certain magnetic energy to the screen that we couldn’t ignore, so we decided to expand his role and give him a full story arc.”
 

DominusOdium

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This is definitely the year that authors openly turned on him and joined the Pig Roast. So many this year publicly, imagine what it's like privately. Hey did you hear who SFWA spent all our membership dues on? Hey did you hear what that Tomlinson guy is trying to get published? Tiny Tim? Seriously? Hey that Pat guy, yeah the one who dresses like a bully in a 1998 teen comedy, he threatened my agent for asking questions about his endless fighting with people online. Yeah, he told my friend she was a terrorist! Really? He accused me of stealing my cover art and called me a Nazi child! What does he even write? I heard he threatened to kill his baby daughter and there's a police report online. Wow, what a scumbag. Yeah and now he's going after the guy who runs that charity, Brian Keene? The guy who is working with Stephen King on his new book? Yeah, him! He called Keene a dangerous terrorist or something.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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This is definitely the year that authors openly turned on him and joined the Pig Roast. So many this year publicly, imagine what it's like privately. Hey did you hear who SFWA spent all our membership dues on? Hey did you hear what that Tomlinson guy is trying to get published? Tiny Tim? Seriously? Hey that Pat guy, yeah the one who dresses like a bully in a 1998 teen comedy, he threatened my agent for asking questions about his endless fighting with people online. Yeah, he told my friend she was a terrorist! Really? He accused me of stealing my cover art and called me a Nazi child! What does he even write? I heard he threatened to kill his baby daughter and there's a police report online. Wow, what a scumbag. Yeah and now he's going after the guy who runs that charity, Brian Keene? The guy who is working with Stephen King on his new book? Yeah, him! He called Keene a dangerous terrorist or something.
Im sure many authors just ignored or stayed quiet about the awful behavior of Pat just in case he could be used as a helpful contact or networking reason but his career is dead and it’s all his fault so I can see more being vocal in 2025 about the joke that is Ricky
 

DominusOdium

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Im sure many authors just ignored or stayed quiet about the awful behavior of Pat just in case he could be used as a helpful contact or networking reason but his career is dead and it’s all his fault so I can see more being vocal in 2025 about the joke that is Ricky
He's down to the Weimer types hanging on. When was the last time he interacted in a positive way with any authors of note or value? He doesn't go on anybody's podcasts, he doesn't support anybody's work, he doesn't attend symposiums or workshops or pursue his craft.

He doesn't promote anyone else or uplift anybody. He got two rungs up a 20 rung ladder and decided he was at the top and could start stepping on people trying to get on rung one to lift himself further, or that his reach was enough to pull down people at the top in order to replace them.

That Keene/King collection is full of bigger names than Pat. That's what real authors do, they write shorts and collaborate and work constantly, and not at scrubbing toilets while tweeting all day.

SO MANY authors submit to acquisitions editors every month. Tiny Tim Goes Hawaiian by That Guy Who Everybody We Work With Talks About Behind His Back For Being A Piece of Shit and his failed Tor contract goes in the outbox instantly. Why would ANYONE publish that?

Do you think Patrick didn't pitch Angry Robot at Worldcon? Do you REALLY think he didn't go to that party to network and promote? Where's the book deal with them? It's been nearly 3 months.

They'll smile and nod and Oh yeah that sounds unique... Yeah sure. Uh, I'll have Suzy in acquisition look at it. Sure yeah. Hey I gotta run but it's been great catching up.

And then nothing. It's over, Fats.
 
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Jenna

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He's down to the Weimer types hanging on. When was the last time he interacted in a positive way with any authors of note or value? He doesn't go on anybody's podcasts, he doesn't support anybody's work, he doesn't attend symposiums or workshops or pursue his craft.

He doesn't promote anyone else or uplift anybody. He got two rungs up a 20 rung ladder and decided he was at the top and could start stepping on people trying to get on rung one to lift himself further, or that his reach was enough to pull down people at the top in order to replace them.

That Keene/King collection is full of bigger names than Pat. That's what real authors do, they write shorts and collaborate and work constantly, and not at scrubbing toilets while tweeting all day.

SO MANY authors submit to acquisitions editors every month. Tiny Tim Goes Hawaiian by That Guy Who Everybody We Work With Talks About Behind His Back For Being A Piece of Shit and his failed Tor contract goes in the outbox instantly. Why would ANYONE publish that?

Do you think Patrick didn't pitch Angry Robot at Worldcon? Do you REALLY think he didn't go to that party to network and promote? Where's the book deal with them?

They'll smile and nod and Oh yeah that sounds unique... Yeah sure. Uh, I'll have Suzy in acquisition look at it. Sure yeah. Hey I gotta run but it's been great catching up.

And then nothing. It's over, Fats.

Even Ooga, despite attacking Leslie, is more or less doing all the right things to help further his career. Using cons to network and gain supporters who'll finance his attending more cons. Getting involved in anthologies and other professional projects.

He also doesn't spend every day acting like a smug douche on social media for the world to see. Just mostly self-brags and "category implies the existence of dogegory" fluff posts.
 

Toothless Enthusiast

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It’s been great to see that democrats and republicans can come together and agree that Pat is a fat faggot with bitch tits
Bipartisan Patposting is PFG

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Hahaha holeeshit
Queen Leslie
Mean Keene
Lori Janesky (didn't pT accuse her of plagiarized cover art?).
AND
King Kong Correia

All tag teaming Pat.

IM COOOOMMMMMING!
But.... But... They don't like you at Gencon, Larry! The purple haired lesbians said you were mean and they didn't say I was so nyah nyah! He's a teenage girl trying to argue with men: "Nobody here likes you and you're totally unpopular with the cool kids at Gencon"

The faggiest womanly reputation based comeback possible always comes out when he's mad and backed into a corner. You know he thought it in his Josiah 5 Mommy voice too.

Let's see which conventions still allow Patrick next year after turning multiple overlapping spheres of influence against him for simply asking questions about his absurd story.
 
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Yes, then brother men bought her book and she had her best sales ever. It also was pointed out how Rick stole some other nerd's Sci fi book ideas and cover.
Not only have our little rascals bought books to help authors piggy has attacked - we’ve also given to charities. What has Pat done? Bitch and made Hooligans return any GFM sent from us because it hurt his feelings. Remember that? GFM for the bar employees who couldn’t work and Pat told them to refund money meant for the staff. He really is a massive piece of shit.
 

WifeStoreWill

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Not only have our little rascals bought books to help authors piggy has attacked - we’ve also given to charities. What has Pat done? Bitch and made Hooligans return any GFM sent from us because it hurt his feelings. Remember that? GFM for the bar employees who couldn’t work and Pat told them to refund money meant for the staff. He really is a massive piece of shit.
I still don’t get why they’d do that.
 
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