More shit that never happened

[Josef Kuminski]

Does he think opening night is an excuse to be loud in the theatre?

Probably yes. Because everything he goes to see, consists of childrens movies or capeshit where the attending audience consists of fat autistic dorks that have queued up for 7 hours and need to show all the other dorks how much of a fan and how much they are enjoying it.

"shouted out like I was in an opening night theatre"

I've never been to the "theatre" to see a movie in the States... people actually shout out during it like feral niggers? Never thought that was real.

I think the only time I saw people do this was in Avengers Endgame when Captain America say “Avengers Assemble”. While we know him hooting and hollering like De Niro in Cape Fear on an international flight probably didn’t happen, it’s another classic movie/tv trope. He is absolutely retarded, fat too.

 

[PogromStallone]

Big Pog, with a killer hot take Big Pog.

 

[Agent Smith]

I have 120k dollars. How do I get out of this fawkin shithole? What's the cheapest place I could live and stretch that shit out?

Madagascar.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Madagascar.

What am I, a jew in 1930s Germany?

Don't answer that.

 

[Mustard]

Shouted out because he's a fat autistic tard

This is an awkward comment, just make it "retard" "tard" adds no punch and it made it weaker, although they mean the same thing.

 

[Niggerotchi]

This is an awkward comment, just make it "retard" "tard" adds no punch and it made it weaker, although they mean the same thing.

You're an awkward cock in my ass. I don't like it, pull it out.

 

[Turk February]

This is an awkward comment, just make it "retard" "tard" adds no punch and it made it weaker, although they mean the same thing.

The king of all comedy has spoken, you're stink, @Cuphead , or should I say COCKhead

 

[Niggerotchi]

The king of all comedy has spoken, you're stink, @Cuphead , or should I say COCKhead

It's Cumhead. He's a good lad tho.

 

[Cuphead]

The king of all comedy has spoken, you're stink, @Cuphead , or should I say COCKhead

tss fawkin home Turkster

 

[Niggerotchi]

Mustard literally needs to give his head a shake. All you're spewing is yellowing water everywhere. Where's the consistency? I can't get a good spread going on my sammich like this. Fuckin prick.

 

[Mustard]

The king of all comedy has spoken, you're stink, @Cuphead , or should I say COCKhead

Yeah like Cuphead's funny. I told him he's a boring and unlikeable Pogrom Stallone clone and should kill himself, and I advance that personal advice to you Turk, it's never too late to kill yourself as long as you're alive and unhappy.

tss fawkin home Turkster

more derivative shit from the guy who makes threads about the 20th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy or whatever. fuck off

 

[Niggerotchi]

Yeah like Cuphead's funny. I told him he's a boring and unlikeable Pogrom Stallone clone and should kill himself, and I advance that personal advice to you Turk, it's never too late to kill yourself as long as you're alive and unhappy.

Yeah more derivative shit from the guy who makes threads about the 20th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy or whatever. fuck off

Have sex.

 

[Cuphead]

Have sex.

Pat gets more strange than Mustard

 

[Turk February]

Yeah like Cuphead's funny. I told him he's a boring and unlikeable Pogrom Stallone clone and should kill himself, and I advance that personal advice to you Turk, it's never too late to kill yourself as long as you're alive and unhappy.

Yeah more derivative shit from the guy who makes threads about the 20th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy or whatever. fuck off

Send some more suck ass DMs, faggot.

 

[Mustard]

I won this round

 

[Niggerotchi]

Pat gets more strange than Mustard

He's a creep frfr

 

[Mustard]

Send some more suck ass DMs, faggot.

Molesting your children and subsequently getting divorced cause of it isnt my fault faggot. If I was in a bad place in life such as your's Id think even Norm Macdonald wasn't funny cause I would be so grumpy and unhappy, so of course you're not gonna get that I'm HILARIOUS literally all the time. I cant help you dude

 

[Niggerotchi]

Molesting your children and subsequently getting divorced cause of it isnt my fault faggot. If I was in a bad place in life such as your's Id think even Norm Macdonald wasn't funny cause I would be so grumpy and unhappy, so of course you're not gonna get that I'm HILARIOUS literally all the time. I cant help you dude

Aren't you that retard that's signed up to 20 different loot crates and fruit of the month deals? You're one to talk

 

[Turk February]

Molesting your children and subsequently getting divorced cause of it isnt my fault faggot. If I was in a bad place in life such as your's Id think even Norm Macdonald wasn't funny cause I would be so grumpy and unhappy, so of course you're not gonna get that I'm HILARIOUS literally all the time. I cant help you dude

Lol. Imagine repeating @CQ_Beans fan fiction of me cuz you're not creative enough to come up with your own. New low, mustard. You're now copying THE biggest faggot on the forums, with no hope of taking the title from him.

 

[Mustard]

The king of all comedy has spoken, you're stink, @Cuphead , or should I say COC

Im more of a travis bickle type irl

edit: better without the gif