Missy is Jesusing Hard Today

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Islam literally covers womens body head to toe with cloth because they believe so much in the sanctity of their bodies that men shouldn’t even see them. Meanwhile Christians in the US will say you’re fine if you have an abortion as long as you repent. Dumb fucking cunt.

Also this bitch DOESNT GO TO FUCKING CHURCH

you really getting into the Islam thing? I wanted to ask you in private but you mentioned it here so fuck it.

actually I'll save the rest for private (maybe), actually not here, but I know a lot about Islam & lived/worked in a Muslim community in my formative years, speak a bit of pashtun/punjabi... you can ask me if you want, not sure I can be bothered this second

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

She wasn't so wound up in all this shit until recently, right? Is she trying to larp as a conservative catholic now that she's in the Deep South? Catholics are here in the South for sure but nowhere near the majority.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Exactly the type of classy image you’d expect from a bitch who gave up her entire life to live in a McMansion with a dago greaseball.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Perhaps the congregation might want to learn more about the heathen whore in their midst.

 

[lowend73]

Where did the lore come from that Chiquita is Missy?

the constant idolization and obvious anger whenever we call out Nana. It has either got to be Missy, or a homosexual fan to feel that way about him

 

[Turry Fawks]

Meanwhile Christians in the US will say you’re fine if you have an abortion as long as you repent

Well repentance isn't the quick fix that Protestants want it to be so from a catholic/orthodox point of view this is TRUE.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Perhaps the congregation might want to learn more about the heathen whore in their midst.

Ya know, i don't usually waste my time doing this someone, but she's a real nasty person; who a.) entire life is a mockery of the bible and b.) isnt very christian c.) wanna laugh at dead kids? well this is what a happens

 

[despacito69]

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Douche chills.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

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Ya know, i don't usually waste my time doing this someone, but she's a real nasty person; who a.) entire life is a mockery of the bible and b.) isnt very christian c.) wanna laugh at dead kids? well this is what a happens

Wow she actually signed up! I’d say leave the church alone. They are all about the free-pass system anyhow so they will forgive her past transgressions.

Notable how it doesn’t say, “Melissa Birrittella and Anthony Cumia.”

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I hope Missy will sign her kids up for Sunday schoool…..oh wait.

I’m so sorry, Missy.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

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Ya know, i don't usually waste my time doing this someone, but she's a real nasty person; who a.) entire life is a mockery of the bible and b.) isnt very christian c.) wanna laugh at dead kids? well this is what a happens

@Ned Flanders

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Oh cool. Morality lessons from a literal prostitute.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Realistically, shouldn't she be posting tradwife videos like making dinner and doing things for her king? Lotta do as I say going on here.

She makes dinner for Anthony every night. She even takes the cork off the corkscrew afterwards.

 

[lowend73]

Oh cool. Morality lessons from a literal prostitute.

That is the funny thing about religion. Gives all types of dirtbags an actual soapbox to preach on

Any “Born again” are the worst. Ex drug addicts, whores, and other dregs of society

 

[RoTheHo69]

in 2024 Jesus is going to violently beat the shit out of the devil with the crucifix after taking steroids?
....

 

[RoTheHo69]

So he was saying you should hit people with furniture?

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Nobody likes going to church. It's boring and the place smells weird.

 

[guest]

Nobody likes going to church. It's boring and the place smells weird.

Can never hear the guy at the front. Bad mic work. There should be two priests, one to steer the ship

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Notable how it doesn’t say, “Melissa Birrittella and Anthony Cumia.”

Thats what stands out to me. Ant doesnt give a shit and just lets her take off for a few hours on sunday. Lets him sneak some drinks while she is out recruiting her next meal ticket.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Missy and Anthony have lavishly sinful lives by Christian standards.