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Mama Raven’s special Mustang boy asks Ford for a backstage pass

JayFirebrand2

RIP Norm
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Dozens of tweets in Ford's mentions, this being the dumbest one.
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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Reminder: the Mustang is a pony car built for girls who just got their learner’s permit.

Pat stuffs all 300ish pounds of his hideous face and potato body into this undersized domestic rust heap and routine drives after drinking. This is because he thinks he’s “cool” and “enviable”. He looks like a manatee stealing a kid’s Big Wheel.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Reminder: the Mustang is a pony car built for girls who just got their learner’s permit.

Pat stuffs all 300ish pounds of his hideous face and potato body into this undersized domestic rust heap and routine drives after drinking. This is because he thinks he’s “cool” and “enviable”. He looks like a manatee stealing a kid’s Big Wheel.

He drives it to infuriate Honda drivers wherever he goes, child. Hush now.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I'm not even an American, but I've been around enough to know that if a Mustang doesn't have an 8 Cylinder, it means two things:

- You are cheap

- You have no taste

- Your driving record or insurance rates prohibit it (see example #1)

- You are a teenage woman that will be texting at stop lights, hoping you don't actually have to race someone

Ford wants nothing to do with you, stlaker. Quietly now.

Quietly.
 
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