Mama Raven posted this to the Discord chat.

[Easily_Remembered]

Yeah, Rona. She put a restraining order on him.

I wish the 'Rona would do a number on this obese Wisconsin trash.

 

[guest]

I really like this bit.

 

[Meownaw]

Seethe and fail? Its Seethe and Cope you absolute faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

Reminder: Both Tomlinson brothers are legally forbidden from interacting with certain females from their past (Annabelle & Ronamarie). Much like Patrick's weight, this is not normal.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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I had to explain a fat retard to friends of mine because how hard I laughed at this

 

[guest]

The fact that his mother's middle name is Raven is literally the most interesting thing about him. Other than the off-the-charts autism and narcissism. Everything else about him and his life is humdrum, flyover state, vulgarian shit.

That his mother is named after a moderately intelligent bird (in and of itself a boring titbit of information for a normal person with things going on in their life) is the most he has going for him is truly pathetic. That he denies it is puzzling and proof of his retardation.

 

[guest]

Raven is short for Ravenous. Because they're piggies.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Then, upon the toilet seating, I betook myself to tweeting

Fatsy unto fatsy, thinking this voluminous turd of boar

Why this dim, non-solid, greasy, plopped, voluminous turd of boar

Said I'll parent nevermore.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His brother went bald in his 20s. He wore that fucking hat in his college picture.

He was already half bald in his high school yearbook pic.

 

[guest]

He was already half bald in his high school yearbook pic.

Imagine having a combover at 17. Hahahaha jesus christ

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine having a combover at 17. Hahahaha jesus christ

Optimal Tomlinson genetics.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He was already half bald in his high school yearbook pic.

He had to have more friends that Patso in school looking 35 and getting served without any ID

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It's possible Mama Raven isn't his biological mother. Someone drive to their white trash shack and call out sooooooie to see who appears.

Could be, this woman is too young but the kid reminds me of Patso, women are shitting out little clones

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He was already half bald in his high school yearbook pic.

clearly he has not mastered the Way of the Tuft

 

[Will Tate]

Could be, this woman is too young but the kid reminds me of Patso, women are shitting out little clones

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