Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
I did ruin the life of my child by aborting him, but that was at least so I could play my warhammer dolls without being interrupted, which is priceless.