Lost Patrick Media

[JebJoh]

The age she's at, kids are ruthless. I can't possibly imagine going through middle school if my dad was some supreme lolcow I've never met and my father figure died.

I’m guessing she never used the Tomlinson name so the kids would have a hard time finding her. I wonder if she’s ever met her biological grandparents.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The video footage where he gets eaten by a bear and Niki is shouting "play dead!" but he doesn't because he thinks he can argue with the bear and then Niki goes at the bear with a frying pan and ends up getting eaten herself.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Trained martial artist

I genuinely feel bad for that child. o7

 

[Udders]

Has anyone found the "no, you did not fart in my wife's vagina" tweet?

That was on reddit wasn't it?

 

[Cuphead]

That was on reddit wasn't it?

Might ve been actually

 

[SFWA liaison]

this lonely rick

 

[DMbA]

Trained martial artist

come on bam i dont want to be mean but thats one fugly teenager. let me call an expert on the subject tho

the irony of her having more martial art training than the rickster

The 5-sink club should throw some bills into a college fund for Annabelle

bailing out deadbeats shouldnt be what the 5SC aspire to do idk

 

[highpitchmike]

this lonely rick
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How is he in the background of every bar picture?

 

[CruisinColin]

The video footage where he gets eaten by a bear and Niki is shouting "play dead!" but he doesn't because he thinks he can argue with the bear and then Niki goes at the bear with a frying pan and ends up getting eaten herself.

"Look into the eyes of Patrick and bear witness to genuine, bottomless stupidity."

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The 5-sink club should throw some bills into a college fund for Annabelle

College? Slow down.

Maybe a GED and beautician license fund.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

It's hard enough being a young kid finding your place and she's gotta deal with wrapping her head around alot. She deserves better than what she's had and I honestly hope she doesn't have Rick's tard brain and can actually get an education, a comfortable life and options for herself because thats a shit way to grow up.

Despite being certified white trash, Ade seems to be doing the right thing by her kids. She had enough sense to leave Rick when she got pregnant. This alone means she’s way smarter than Rick. She keeps her head down and lives her best Midwest rube life without starting massive flame wars on the internet and all the shit Rick has done in the last 6 years. Even if the kid is dumb as rocks, there’s way more to it than just intellect. Rick at his core is a selfish, self centered piece of shit who brings absolutely nothing good to existence except to make us laugh for his retarded behavior. Hopefully she lives her life the best she can.

It’s also making me really fucking angry that Rick actively did this to a child and it’s fucked that I'm feeling more emotion about Rick's daughter than he probably ever has. He is a fucking disgrace.

This is what at the core of why he’s such a hate-able piece of shit. I’m not going to speak for anyone on the forum but I think when everyone found out about this, it made a lot of people here really fucking angry.

It’s one thing to get cucked, and be pissed about it. It’s another thing to not abandon a child. It takes a real fucking monster to use this child who you have no relationship with, didn’t witness her first steps, words or any of the life changing milestones as a prop for a quick dopamine hit. He deserves way worse than he’s gotten.

 

[Mass.gov]

this lonely rick
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It's like a sexier version of Niki with a higher quality of vagina-farter (Packer player? Milwaukee Buck?) next to her.

 

[Sputnik]

It's like a sexier version of Niki with a higher quality of vagina-farter (Packer player? Milwaukee Buck?) next to her.

That’s Ooga with a filter.

 

[Imager]

This honestly saddens me. This poor girl has been dealt a totally shit hand. Her bio father is a total piece of shit and one of the most embarrassing humans on the planet. The guy who acted as her real father passes away at a very young age.

Retard mother who just jumps from one man to another within weeks, popping out more kids, uprooting her hole family, making them share homes with strange men and their kids they don't know, switching schools and all that goes with that.

It's hard enough being a young kid finding your place and she's gotta deal with wrapping her head around alot. She deserves better than what she's had and I honestly hope she doesn't have Rick's tard brain and can actually get an education, a comfortable life and options for herself because thats a shit way to grow up.

Its also making me really fucking angry that Rick actively did this to a child and its fucked that I'm feeling more emotion about Rick's daughter than he probably ever has. He is a fucking disgrace.

The alternative is that Patrick stayed in her life. Odds are poor that she would have turned out better.

 

[HoraceStanker]

How is he in the background of every bar picture?

And why isn't Niki in any of these pictures? Like ever??

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

The alternative is that Patrick stayed in her life. Odds are poor that she would have turned out better.

Ya i mean he could also just try not being a stupid fat cunt

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The 5-sink club should throw some bills into a college fund for Annabelle

I don't think you can pay for college with Amazon gift cards.

 

[Petworth dude]

She’s a lovely hillbilly girl. If she escapes meth/ pregnancy/ trailer park husband for 3 more years she might enjoy a Patrick free life.

She can’t escape the Patrick DNA, though. Judging by the picture, she’s really lost out on the genetic lottery.