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LLLLIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS

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Hey Pat. I know you’re reading this.

My vacation house on the Florida coast has a beautiful outdoor kitchen that leads naturally down to my pool and spa, which overlooks the ocean. I couldn’t decide on which outdoor TV to go for, so I splurged for the top-end Sony and dropped six grand on the sound system, lightning, and lasers. I’m gay, I need lasers. Anyway, I love my getaway oasis and because I’ve worked so hard and succeeded at what I love, I fly down there with my guy almost weekly.

I may retire to it when I turn 50, but not working turns people into ugly, worthless fat lumps of shit. I would die of embarrassment if that happened to me. I have pride as a man and would never want to live like some parasitic pig man, even if I did so in the luxury and comfort that I have earned.

Enjoy your poverty toast, loser. Have some more carbs Piggy Piggy! Reeeee!
Enjoy it briefly because quasi and/or Peña will be taking over soon and will make the necessary repairs because they aren’t garbage people. Maybe they’ll be charitable and allow him to stay in his half and rent it from them, assuming they’ll accept some kind of housing voucher or whatever poor people use.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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Hey Pat. I know you’re reading this.

My vacation house on the Florida coast has a beautiful outdoor kitchen that leads naturally down to my pool and spa, which overlooks the ocean. I couldn’t decide on which outdoor TV to go for, so I splurged for the top-end Sony and dropped six grand on the sound system, lightning, and lasers. I’m gay, I need lasers. Anyway, I love my getaway oasis and because I’ve worked so hard and succeeded at what I love, I fly down there with my guy almost weekly.

I may retire to it when I turn 50, but not working turns people into ugly, worthless fat lumps of shit. I would die of embarrassment if that happened to me. I have pride as a man and would never want to live like some parasitic pig man, even if I did so in the luxury and comfort that I have earned.

Enjoy your poverty toast, loser. Have some more carbs Piggy Piggy! Reeeee!
But do you have a makeshift "firepit" made of left over pavers from around the property filled with pea gravel, a stones throw away from 20 families overlooking your backyard? I bet you dont have a couple pallets propped up near where you park with a random cinder block and a crumbling rubbermaid bin full of junk to tie into the whole Hobo Chique design. Money cant buy poverty child.

Seethe about it.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Imagine how bad his couch smells, just years of hot summer swampy ass sweat (I don't wear underwear, child) seeped into the fabric while he sat there drunkenly tweeting at all hours of the night. I bet it smells pretty bad.
Dont forget the drunk sweats when he is passed out just soaking into that. No amount of frebreeze will pull that funk out.
 

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6 figure author can’t afford to bring his electric up to standard or have real AC installed. Weird
Don’t forget, he claims to make 6 figures and his wife ALMOST makes that much but Pat makes more. Couldn’t let twitter know she might make more than him. So two people with 6 figure incomes and no kids but needs to rent out the other half of a 100 year old house in a shit area. All checks out!
 

Pringle Can Lothario

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Don’t forget, he claims to make 6 figures and his wife ALMOST makes that much but Pat makes more. Couldn’t let twitter know she might make more than him. So two people with 6 figure incomes and no kids but needs to rent out the other half of a 100 year old house in a shit area. All checks out!
Yet somehow managed to get the near maximum for TrumpBucks.
 
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