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LLLLIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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ALWAYS COMPLAININ, ALWAYS COMPLAAAIIINNIN

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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Haha he’s writing this because the half hovel is a shithole. Anyone got the receipts of Pats burned up electrical outlets and the formal complaints from the tenants about unsafe electrical wiring throughout the house?
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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Hey Pat. I know you’re reading this.

My vacation house on the Florida coast has a beautiful outdoor kitchen that leads naturally down to my pool and spa, which overlooks the ocean. I couldn’t decide on which outdoor TV to go for, so I splurged for the top-end Sony and dropped six grand on the sound system, lightning, and lasers. I’m gay, I need lasers. Anyway, I love my getaway oasis and because I’ve worked so hard and succeeded at what I love, I fly down there with my guy almost weekly.

I may retire to it when I turn 50, but not working turns people into ugly, worthless fat lumps of shit. I would die of embarrassment if that happened to me. I have pride as a man and would never want to live like some parasitic pig man, even if I did so in the luxury and comfort that I have earned.

Enjoy your poverty toast, loser. Have some more carbs Piggy Piggy! Reeeee!
 
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