I usually just hit surprise until I get one I like. I can't recall 100% but I think it may have said "folk song female ballad" or something like that.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Fucking ribs
Thanks again to @admin for keeping this pinned. As new Rick developments come along this thread will pick up again.
Is the Genius behind “The Shane Nokes Ballad” appearing? Can never get enough of “Mountain Dew in my hand, Butterknife in my butt, I used to work for Microsoft”.
Fuckin amazing Brotherman!
Oh shit. Cook me up a n****t and send Patti LaBelle Bomb threats. Fuckin love it.
Version 2 could pass for a new Rhianna single. Lmfao.
Didn't even realize this was here till just now.
The Jazz capabilities on this AI produce some hilarious shit.
a lot of you are writing lyrics that're buried by the music and I don't the point in that.
The music is all AI so why bother unless the words make sense and are discernable? Fags.
The Tomlinson Way (knife in my keister)
Come Fart in Me (knickers are brown) I hit the jackpot here
No Child of Mine, Child (So I'm fat, you see)
Ballad of Tommy Tom (git'n 'er done)
The Jazz capabilities on this AI produce some hilarious shit.
a lot of you are writing lyrics that're buried by the music and I don't the point in that.
The music is all AI so why bother unless the words make sense and are discernable? Fags.
The Tomlinson Way (knife in my keister)
Come Fart in Me (knickers are brown) I hit the jackpot here
No Child of Mine, Child (So I'm fat, you see)
Ballad of Tommy Tom (git'n 'er done)
That first one is amazing
That AI is amazing when you type in "jazz".
Keep the lyrics simple and it does some hilarious shit.
Takinnnn a load for all of us sinners = rib buster
My rib buster was "It gave him quite the notion . ." I wanted to end it there.
I got the Dean Martin that time and I've not scored a Dean Martin 20 times since.
I need a country song about Tommy Two Bulls.
"Every my keister . . . don't ruin my Easter . . . ."
Give udio.com a go if you're feeling uninspired.
