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Listened to: The Running Man (1982)

Harry Tasker

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One of King’s more nihilistic stories, this is a simple tale about a disenfranchised man who enters a televised version of The Most Dangerous Game and pulls a 9/11.

Unlike the movie, the arena here is the greater United States. Private citizens and the police can assist the game for either side and also be collateral damage. It lacks the fun of the Smash TV-esque “boss” characters from the movie as well as the game show element. Instead, our hero self records video tapes like the tv show “Alone” and sends them in. You can see the skeletal framework of the movie in here but I think the movie is far more entertaining while making the same social commentary King thinks he’s making here.

The audiobook is particularly funny because the narrator does full blown “whatchoo talkin bout Willis” Ebonics for all the black characters. King, due to being a 50s Boomer, of course writes in a story arc about a noble group of Black Panther types that self educate at the library and build air filters and pollution detectors. One of them, an impoverished thug, helps our main character for no reason other than tenuous politics and at great risk to himself. That whole segment of the book really tests your suspension of disbelief.

It’s notable that the main villain, the head of the FreeVee network, is also black.

Anyway it ends with the main character flying a 747 into a skyscraper while raising a middle finger to the villain.

Overall this is standard King as Richard Bachman fare.

2.5/5 - enjoyable enough but nothing special.

Next up: Alas, Babylon, continuing our post-nuclear-Armageddon journey.
 

Greygooser

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Edgar Wright is doing the remake which is supposed to be more faithful to the book.

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No word if Patrick will be reprising his role as a fat rapist
 

Harry Tasker

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Edgar Wright is doing the remake which is supposed to be more faithful to the book.

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No word if Patrick will be reprising his role as a fat rapist
I had no idea they were remaking it. I can’t think of a single current action star with even half of Arnold’s charisma, so doing a straight remake would be tough. If they try to stick to the book, they’re just gonna make another dour, overly serious movie about totalitarianism.

But I dunno, Edgar wright is a smart guy. Maybe he can make it work.
 

TorpidSloth

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I had no idea they were remaking it. I can’t think of a single current action star with even half of Arnold’s charisma, so doing a straight remake would be tough. If they try to stick to the book, they’re just gonna make another dour, overly serious movie about totalitarianism.

But I dunno, Edgar wright is a smart guy. Maybe he can make it work.
Statham could pull it off, but then it's a Jason Statham movie. He can't do an American accent and there's only so many times you can have a convoluted back story where he's a former Royal Marine/SAS trooper who, for some reason, lives in America with a daughter who has an American accent.
 

stealthygeek

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Statham could pull it off, but then it's a Jason Statham movie. He can't do an American accent and there's only so many times you can have a convoluted back story where he's a former Royal Marine/SAS trooper who, for some reason, lives in America with a daughter who has an American accent.
You're right, but just funny given that we're talking about replacing Arnold who's been cast with Joe America names like @Harry Tasker

At least with JVD they could pretend he was Canadian for half his roles. Or Cajun like in Hard Target.
 

Harry Tasker

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After the election last year a guy I know posted on Facebook that he was "just planning ahead" by rereading The Running Man. The funny part is that he has polio or some disease where his legs are all crooked and fucked up. Nice not being able to run stupid.
He meant the 9/11-ing part
 
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One of King’s more nihilistic stories, this is a simple tale about a disenfranchised man who enters a televised version of The Most Dangerous Game and pulls a 9/11.

Unlike the movie, the arena here is the greater United States. Private citizens and the police can assist the game for either side and also be collateral damage. It lacks the fun of the Smash TV-esque “boss” characters from the movie as well as the game show element. Instead, our hero self records video tapes like the tv show “Alone” and sends them in. You can see the skeletal framework of the movie in here but I think the movie is far more entertaining while making the same social commentary King thinks he’s making here.

The audiobook is particularly funny because the narrator does full blown “whatchoo talkin bout Willis” Ebonics for all the black characters. King, due to being a 50s Boomer, of course writes in a story arc about a noble group of Black Panther types that self educate at the library and build air filters and pollution detectors. One of them, an impoverished thug, helps our main character for no reason other than tenuous politics and at great risk to himself. That whole segment of the book really tests your suspension of disbelief.

It’s notable that the main villain, the head of the FreeVee network, is also black.

Anyway it ends with the main character flying a 747 into a skyscraper while raising a middle finger to the villain.

Overall this is standard King as Richard Bachman fare.

2.5/5 - enjoyable enough but nothing special.

Next up: Alas, Babylon, continuing our post-nuclear-Armageddon journey.

I read Alas, Babylon last year. It’s ok. They blow up MacDill AFB. I used to be stationed there.
 
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