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Leslie is out of control.

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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What does "being in the barrel" mean right now?
A new sailor joins the crew of a ship. After a week, he asks a fellow shipmate, "Hey, what do you do when you get, uh... lonely?"
"No worries, buddy! You see that barrel with the hole in it by the stern scuppers? We just use that. Go on, give it a try."
Hesitantly, the sailor sneaks off and fucks the hole in the barrel. He doesn't like it. He LOVES it! Soon, he's making two or three trips a day to keep the edge off.
After a few weeks, the Captain pulls him aside and says, "Son, I've noticed a clear change in your mood over the last weeks. Why are you so peppy?"
"Uh, well Sir... I've been getting a lot of sound sleep. Yeah, that's it."
"Great, glad to hear it! Tomorrow is your turn in the barrel."
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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I never sent her a dick pic but I did send her some torso pics. You guys seem elated that she shared those with you. She sent me a few pics as well. I don't shar those with you as they are uninteresting and I don't want to be a piece of shit.

No one cares, stupid. You could have pics of her blowing a seal, we're fixated on you right now.
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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I never sent her a dick pic but I did send her some torso pics. You guys seem elated that she shared those with you. She sent me a few pics as well. I don't shar those with you as they are uninteresting and I don't want to be a piece of shit.
Nice try, creep.

We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person.
 
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I’m so confused right now. I think I’ll just go back over to the chicken coop thread.
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