Leslie is out of control.

[chewtoyrapist]

Foot guys should be castrated

Tbh having pretty much any fetish is a red flag. Besides rape. I like rape.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I really don't want to go in on Leslie's appearance... but holy fuck imagine how ugly OldGravyEgg's girlfriend must be.

Serious nutcase. An alcoholic in a trailer park with his dying dog and fat high school sweetheart. No family and burdened by trauma. Obviously runs to escapism through socializing on here and then Leslie was just another outlet for that. It would be sad if it weren’t so fucking weird. If he were just texting this shit to fuck with her it’d still be weird but less deranged because we could all see the trolling angle. This nigga was not trolling. He genuinely saw Leslie as a romantic fixation…because she shit on Pat.

This has been stuck in my head since I saw the thread last night. What the fuck was this guy thinking. It genuinely might be the weirdest shit i’ve ever seen from a poster here.

 

[UnPRePared]

Hey guys?


You think he's somewhere crying right now?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hey guys?
You think he's somewhere crying right now?

Yeah.

Spoiler

Hell.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Maybe psychiatric meds aren't a tool for star of David branded lizards to control my thoughts after all.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MAN!

(Friends send sexually aggressive fantasies unwanted endlessly right?)

If I ever post about someone on this website being my friend, just know I’m doing it with a gun in my mouth

 

[PickleRickle]

Are the nails done?

I'll never understand the modern mindset about sex. My tongue, it - it never wanted to touch the Forbidden Exit! It wanted to taste a good Scotch, homemade matzah, even a fine cigar! I fight with my wife about giving oral! I've been in there! You don't wanna know where else I've been. I know you're just asking questions, I'm not answering that.

Leslie in Portland, you had a confused young man serenade you at work with "Sit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me" - did he at least bring flowers?

Why we are here:
To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars,
to shed a tear at the imperfection of
Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack
Leslie's asshole open every now and then,
and that reminds me - you got any gum?

 

[Harry Powell]

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Gnarly self-owning is such a good look. I would never make fun of this guy. Never, never, ever. He gets chicks, maaaaaaahn.

There are at least 3 fucking great rib-smashing lines in there. This is Meagan(?) Dixon 2.0

 

[UnPRePared]

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Why we are here:
To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars,
to shed a tear at the imperfection of
Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack
Leslie's asshole open every now and then,
and that reminds me - you got any gum?

Dave pulled random strange constantly.

Even risked his whole career to come out and admit ahead of a possible scandal, and he fucking did it. Never lost momentum.

Guy had balls.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Maybe psychiatric meds aren't a tool for star of David branded lizards to control my thoughts after all.

@JebJoh comment?

 

[Sue Lightning]

I like to think he woke up this morning and tearfully confessed to his girlfriend what he did (for some reason)

 

[Clint Ruin]

I like to think he woke up this morning and tearfully confessed to his girlfriend what he did (for some reason)

He's probably already back here under an alt while he DMs Terry Clifford that he wants to facefuck her asscrack.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Yes. I had cyber sex sessions with Leslie. I thought it was private. I guess she decided to share it with people.

No, OldGravyEgg. You cyber raped Leslie

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'm not reading all of that.

Serious nutcase. An alcoholic in a trailer park with his dying dog and fat high school sweetheart. No family and burdened by trauma. Obviously runs to escapism through socializing on here and then Leslie was just another outlet for that. It would be sad if it weren’t so fucking weird. If he were just texting this shit to fuck with her it’d still be weird but less deranged because we could all see the trolling angle. This nigga was not trolling. He genuinely saw Leslie as a romantic fixation…because she shit on Pat.

This has been stuck in my head since I saw the thread last night. What the fuck was this guy thinking. It genuinely might be the weirdest shit i’ve ever seen from a poster here.

So far. I haven't had my alcohol induced break yet. I figure it's coming. After 6 years we're all on a clock.

 

[RobertMewler]

Imagine saying that to a woman, but only because she Patposts. View attachment 197603
"I want to fuck it and then kiss you"

The timeless art of seduction.

 

[PickleRickle]

The timeless art of seduction.

I like the oscillations between "I love you" and "FAWK YEAH DEEPTHROAT, BITCH"
confusing messaging tbh

 

[Clint Ruin]

I like the oscillations between "I love you" and "FAWK YEAH DEEPTHROAT, BITCH"
confusing messaging tbh

"I needed you in junior high. You're so important to me. Spit my cum in my mouth."

 

[Africa.com]

Most of you fuckers delight in being as dragged down and disreputable as a human can be. Most of you are KillahKunes.

Taking the Boq route for public humiliation nigga

 

[Turry Fawks]

Don't make him a bad person

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I think everytime something like this happens @PogromStallone feels a little vindicated that his only crime was liking a dumb cartoon. Could be a LOT worse. (And he didn’t run off like a bitch after)

He also like SNL and Broadway musicals though

Also, anyone notice OldGravyEgg and SaltedEarthTruffle have the same adjective-adjective/noun-noun convention?