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Lawsuit Soundtrack

FranksWirecutters

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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The 7th Guest said:
When the lawsuit is quashed and the appeals process falls through: All the WI-area Brothermen should gather at Hooligans to celebrate.

Here's how it should go down:

- Whoop it up and holler at the bar, as a gathering would that was celebrating something big. Can be at the bar or one of the tables.
- Never acknowledge the real reason why you're there. If asked: Just say it's a Bachelor Party.
- If you see Pat, and this is important: DO NOT APPROACH HIM, no matter how drunk you are. The crucial part of this is to be there in the highest spirits possible, while watching Pat slumped at the bar, crying into his shitty sugary adult drinks. The best part about this is he'll never know that, only 7 feet away from him, are his tormentors that are celebrating the reason that he's there, commiserating.
- PAY FOR EVERY DRINK IN CASH, so there's no way that the bar can help him ID any of you.
- If he approaches you to try to weasel his way into your group, or (and this is more likely) to "own" you in public for being so loud, so that he can gloat on twitter about how he shut down a bunch of cis white men in public and everyone clapped; be nothing but overly nice and gentlemanly towards him, then go right back to ignoring what he said and joking around
- Don't throw around any show/forum references, no matter how drunk you are. Anonymity is how this place functions but real-life anonymity, right to the face of Patrick, is especially thrilling since he has no idea who you are and never will, yet you get to see him defeated IRL and lap up his tears in public...as long as you play it cool.
- It's fruitless trying to fight Tough Guy Pat when you're drunk. Even if you beat him (which most of us probably could); he'll hit you with a lawsuit. He wins; he'll hit you with a lawsuit. That's how a guy like this works. Don't give him the opportunity.

Any other suggestions are welcome.
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Invent ans teach them the meatloaf cocktail and order a round for the bar. Meatloaf for everyone.
 
Uncle Floyd

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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