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Kelly “The Rapist” Williams upcoming comedy show is going to be HUGE!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Now his show that sells very few tickets is his “mission”
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Im pretty sure there’s plenty of other places bringing happiness to Vegas every day but Kelly is lazy and can only do 1 thing a month.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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This nigger is fucking pathetic. First of all, hosting any bullshit like this off the strip at some run down fucking tear-down strip mall that looks like it's next to a junk yard is embarrassing enough, but to tell the world you could only manage to sell one ticket... that's fucking hide-from-the-world level embarrassment. You live in Vegas, you fuck. This is seriously the best you can do when there's dozens of casinos that need entertainment all day 7 days a week?? And anyone willing to be a part of it should also really just give up. If you are trying to "make it" and you can't convince a friend to be your "agent" just to get you a lounge gig where it counts, you need to throw in the towel cuz you don't understand the business. Fuck! I've worked with seriously double digit dumb IQ rappers who manage to do business better than that.

Kelly Williams is a fucking coon. He's a shucking-jiving jiggaboo dope. To make it as a mid-level entertainer could be the easiest fucking thing in the world. I know perpetually stoned hippie types that do it despite not being able to form a coherent thought between bong rips. This shit is beyond embarrassing.

Carl Winslow called, you fucking dummy - he said you can keep the look cuz it isn't worth shit. Fuck do I hate this guy.
He's even gayer than Carl Winslow
 

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The best show in Vegas in April? That’s a lie!
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It’s still funny to me he thought people in Las Vegas would give up their Saturday night to come to some shitty part of town to see a couple nobody comedians and watch him sing karaoke.

He’s being sad on social media
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Your kids sound like they can’t stand you, Kelly

“My sons feel this way”

Nice admission of being a shitty parent, faggot. You could change that right now. Quit doing your bullshit shows, get a real job, and provide for your family for once in your life. You don’t even have to succeed at doing it. They just have to see you try.

But you won’t. You’d rather watch pornography and smoke weed. No wonder every wife divorced you.
 

TorqueWheeler

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“My sons feel this way”

Nice admission of being a shitty parent, faggot. You could change that right now. Quit doing your bullshit shows, get a real job, and provide for your family for once in your life. You don’t even have to succeed at doing it. They just have to see you try.

But you won’t. You’d rather watch pornography and smoke weed. No wonder every wife divorced you.
lol I forgot he's one of those fucking losers who goes to porn conventions to simp over glorified hookers. Imagine if your dad was brazenly doing that shit.
 

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Nazi’s learned what they know from the south? Any source on that, Kelly?
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I..I don’t even know where to start with this one. Talk shows are an example of white supremacy? Seriously, what ISNT white supremacy.
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Black people hate you, Kelly. You hang out with pretty much only white people that you bitch about all day.
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Now Gen X are all racists?
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You didn’t see your kids for years and have been off and on homeless for decades.

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“My own place” = tax payers pay for his place and so he can lay around claiming he can’t work. Has to LARP as an entertainer instead of getting a real job to support himself and his family.
 

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Nazi’s learned what they know from the south? Any source on that, Kelly?
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I..I don’t even know where to start with this one. Talk shows are an example of white supremacy? Seriously, what ISNT white supremacy.
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Black people hate you, Kelly. You hang out with pretty much only white people that you bitch about all day.
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Now Gen X are all racists?
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You didn’t see your kids for years and have been off and on homeless for decades.

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“My own place” = tax payers pay for his place and so he can lay around claiming he can’t work. Has to LARP as an entertainer instead of getting a real job to support himself and his family.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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PSA: Kelly's also got a bluesky account, @newvegasvoice. Doesn't use it as much as threads though.

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New Vegas Voice? He can’t even get a job at any of the casinos as an entertainer for reasons that seem to related to his own behavior / attitude / work ethic (I don’t think he even does the senior home anymore) but thinks his once a month show way off the strip in a scary part of town is making waves in the entertainment capital of the world. He could probably do well in Vegas as a server at a restaurant on the strip or a casino bartender but this bum is too lazy crying about white people.

I have a bartender friend out there who works the big Caesar’s nightclub (Omni I think it’s called?) and he makes real good money only working a couple nights a week. Kelly lives in a shitty apartment with his two bum sons crying about white people being why they’re bums.
 

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Kelly is angry at positive people who don’t dwell on their problems and negative shit. Because according to Kelly everyone that is like that is really miserable and their life is shit. This cornball is projecting again.
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No Kelly - not everyone is a miserable piece of shit bum like you that blames all their problems on other people. You’re almost 60 and you’re clearly an angry loser because your life is shit. Maybe if you got a job you wouldn’t be such an angry person. But sure - it’s all white peoples fault you’re an old broke bum!
 
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