Kelly “The Rapist” Williams upcoming comedy show is going to be HUGE!

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He loves to brag he’s a great dad because he “broke” the cycle of abuse yet also at the same time said he barely ever saw his kids for years

He abandoned his kids then bragged about not abusing them? Ha ha ha ho lee shit! Nice cycle breaking, stupid.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Here’s his promo for the show that sold one ticket


His dopey son is a rapper - maybe he will follow in his fathers footsteps and switch to rapes
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I bet Lex Las Vegas doesn't take any guff from the audience

 

[New Name]

He pronounces jay cold water like a wagon burner

 

[According to My Cock]

It's a big show . . . For the rape community!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He called his son Mary? No wonder he hates his dad and has that look of impending suicide

Even worse - that’s his son Kelly named after him - his daughter Mary makes winter hats and doesn’t understand why she doesn’t sell many in the summer months. All his kids are retarded like him.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

His son has that dead look like Bill
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Kelly must be a nightmare to have as a father

 

[HealthyGeek]

Are there any sources for his rapeous escapades other than the Anchorage Press article, or did he literally flee Alaska before they could file charges?

 

[Random username]

Could use some constructive comments.

 

[SFWA liaison]

nobody in Vegas would know he's a rapist if he didn't ballwash Pat

actions have consequences

 

[WifeStoreWill]

So at least 6/7 of the performers on this show couldn’t even convince one friend to come?

The next show should be all of them lighting themselves on fire.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was angry about women before the show, hopefully he didn’t rape anyone

Sounds like you were the problem, Kelly

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This faggot does nothing but cry about how hard it is to be black while being paid by taxpayers to lay around all day

 

[Phish]

This faggot does nothing but cry about how hard it is to be black while being paid by taxpayers to lay around all day
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Nothing in life ever stresses me out cuz im white and i never have to be hyper-vigilant when im in the minority infested cities all across america.

Has the "club" denounced his acts of rape yet? We should protest this show because its going to male him super successful if we dont

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

My eldest is in high school now but if I asked her "who do you think loves you most in the world?" and she didn't immediately say me or her mom then I would consider learning to tie a noose. How can you possibly fail your kids like that? This worthless fucking cunt talks like his kids are his friends. Utter. Shit.

 

[Random username]

Any update from this spooks show?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His son has that dead look like Bill
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Kelly must be a nightmare to have as a father

LOL, his kid looks like some random guy behind the counter of a 7-11.

 

[Honoria]

His first update? No comedy, but a Stone Temple Pilots cover.

 

[CompoundBasement]

His first update? No comedy, but a Stone Temple Pilots cover.

He allegedly despises whites, but fucks them, impregnates them, socializes with them, and sings their songs (poorly) at his ghetto karaoke shows. He hates being a nigger.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

On that dating show where everybody goofed on him one of the best insults was someone called him “lost and found shoes”

Also I think he doesn’t understand “Black Monday” is a reference to the stock crash of 1987

Here is Kelly encouraging a black elected member of government to physically assault people. Keep those stereotypes alive, Kelly!

He is a very stupid n-person

 

[BertCooper]

His first update? No comedy, but a Stone Temple Pilots cover.

I clicked on this at around 0147 and just started giggling openly at work. Holy shit this is parody-level.

He sings like a drunk dude “ironically” imitating Scott Stapp.