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Kelly “The Rapist” Williams upcoming comedy show is going to be HUGE!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Lol is that Bulls hat nobody Kelly’s kid? Looks like that withered loser from one of the rapist’s pics.
It is! He does his “rap” songs at these events and Kelly dances like retard while his dopey son performs. Kelly called him one of the biggest rappers in Vegas yet only sold one ticket to his show.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Here’s his promo for the show that sold one ticket


His dopey son is a rapper - maybe he will follow in his fathers footsteps and switch to rapes
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Brooke Shields

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Here’s his promo for the show that sold one ticket


His dopey son is a rapper - maybe he will follow in his fathers footsteps and switch to rapes
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Nice corny white guy SNL voice, stupid.

LOL what is his fucking youtube page? He's got like 5 "episode 1" videos that he never followed through with.


it's like Michael Scott but a less charming black guy
 

Pino_palladino

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The state streets area of Las Vegas is a fucking shit hole. There’s a 50/50 chance of having your car stolen or broken into while you’re at his “show”. And none of these people even qualify as open mic’ers. This is fantasy night where they all make believe they’re performers. “I’ve just always wanted to hold a microphone!!!”
 

TorqueWheeler

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Nice corny white guy SNL voice, stupid.

LOL what is his fucking youtube page? He's got like 5 "episode 1" videos that he never followed through with.


it's like Michael Scott but a less charming black guy

Yeah, I'll definitely be making that call for all my comedy needs after watching that. This guy makes Pat seem smooth on camera.
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
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$10 a ticket minus eventbrite costs
Has to recoup $150 or its a loss.
Has 5 other people on the "card".

This is the 'venue'. Might be able to pick up a Henny Penny for my fried chicken needs at the same time.
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That building looks like a good venue for a murder not a comedy show.
 
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porquedealer

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This has to rank lowest on vanity career listings amongst the Patpack.

Solidly beaten out by and ranked in order or lucrativeness:
Joe's Moose lodge/Veg market grift
Jackie's NFT/Blog grift
Pat's hand selling books at cons
MM Schill's Art (this might somehow actually rank higher than Pat)
Hildy's attempt at whatever the fuck he is doing


He needs $150 for it to not be a loss... While hiring the 'venue' and 'paying' 6 other people*.
Best show in Vegas in the month of April though. 🤔
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*they aren't people
 
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porquedealer

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Nice corny white guy SNL voice, stupid.

LOL what is his fucking youtube page? He's got like 5 "episode 1" videos that he never followed through with.


it's like Michael Scott but a less charming black guy

Holeeeeeeee sheeeeit. I just watched this.

This is Kelly Lee Williams, Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo and this is Negro News Now or Never

NEGRO NEWS NOW OR NEVER ARF ARF
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Jesse Ventura

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He’s still doing the show even if nobody shows up - I’m sure the other acts just love doing their routine to a crowd of one
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Who is he even talking to? Who are “my babies”? Why do black people with a few followers think they are “babies” or an “army” like Sherrod?

You have sold 1 ticket and it was probably to a raped woman with Stockholm Syndrome.
 
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