And why would they have his ashes if he died there? And why hang onto them for 80 years?
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Joe's D Day
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LOL yeah, the guy's widow just sat on his war ashes for eighty years, then traveled to France when she was 99, with her 80 year old son in tow, then allowed some oily goober to snap a quick pic of her dumping her dead husband's ashes on the beach. That happened. He was fantasizing about this bullshit the whole way there.
Joe and Joann Cumia
"Unfortunately to rent a motorcycle in France..."
This bovine piece of garbage thought he would waltz into France and they'd be like, "Oh look, an obese American who couldn't be bothered to learn the first thing about our driving laws. Who cares if he has no valid license here! Please do give him the nicest bike in the lot! Oh and you're a U.S. veteran! That's a big discount for you, sir!"
This bovine piece of garbage thought he would waltz into France and they'd be like, "Oh look, an obese American who couldn't be bothered to learn the first thing about our driving laws. Who cares if he has no valid license here! Please do give him the nicest bike in the lot! Oh and you're a U.S. veteran! That's a big discount for you, sir!"
MOO YOUR MEN UP THE BEACH!
Bonus Dan sighting.
I'm a guitar player in a U2 cover band.
CLEAR THOSE MILKING HOLES! MOO! MOO!
captain miller-lite if your mother saw you mooing that she'd be very upset
I started this war peeling potatoes in Africa. Then France. Then Belgium. Now I'm peeling potatoes in Germany.
[weakly mutters something after being mortally wounded]
Joseph Cumia: [leans in closer] What, sir?
Captain Miller: Joe, peel this... peel it
Captain Miller: This Cumia better be worth it. He'd better go home, cure some disease, or make a pact for an allowance with his little bro or something.
Joseph Cumia: [leans in closer] What, sir?
Captain Miller: Joe, peel this... peel it
Captain Miller: This Cumia better be worth it. He'd better go home, cure some disease, or make a pact for an allowance with his little bro or something.
Who are you guys?
104th Potato Peeling Battalion sir, here to set up field kitchens.
Get rid of that crap, grab yourself some weapons and follow me.
This is a bit of overlooked hilarity considering, well, everything else.
What kind of dope just thinks they can hop on a boat to France and rent a motorcycle as a foreign national?
Band of Udders.
What was all that shit about potato peeling??
Fuck it, Dude, let's go kid spit hunting.
he should probably get that checked-out
Look, I really appreciate Joe blowing our minds by letting us know that visiting actual landmarks is more valuable than watching TV, that’s some very deep and post-worthy knowledge, but Fury??? 80 years of WWII movies and his fourth example is a 2014 Shia Lebouef movie? Joe is just an endless well of stupidity, and just when you think he’s exhausted the hilarity, he comes at it from a completely new angle.
I'm just gonna pretend that Joe poured out ashes from a vitamin bottle and then kept the urn and stole some sand
