Joe Matarese bombs on stage while livestreaming, blames audience, tries to kill live feed

[RapistWithHIV]

The Italian Stallion alpha's some mom with her kids. "Comedy doesn't work with children around." Nice adapting to your surroundings, stupid.

7:50 forward is the most uncomfortable part
8:35 he fumbles trying to shut off the livestream & minimize humiliation



Joe humbly explains what actually happened since you can't figure it out from watching it yourself, civilian child.



Why are comedians so bad at comedy?

 

[Stent]

How tall is he? He looks tiny.

 

[Stent]

He deliberately walked his audience of six people then explained it to two people on a half-hour livestream without making a single joke. He's the Italian Kaufman.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

It’s a very difficult situaaation.

Now I'll be walking around all day saying 'Heeey, It's me huh Joe Matarese.' Thanks a fucking bunch.

 

[Professor Rape]

Comedians do that thing where they upload clips of them owning hecklers (obvious plants) to YouTube with a title like "Comedian OWNS heckler!!" even though the comedian is them and it's their own channel.

Joe should do that but upload this clip. That'd genuinely be funny. People tune in to watch an epic owning but it's just Joe stuttering and embarrassingly turning off the camera.

 

[CruisinColin]

The second clip of him looking at his viewer count and saying "where is everyone" is humiliating. Not only because nobody gave a fuck, but because he thinks people are going to drop everything to watch him walk down the street.

 

[fusciasomething]

God damn do I love Joe Matarese.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It’s a very difficult situaaation.

Now I'll be walking around all day saying 'Heeey, It's me huh Joe Matarese.' Thanks a fucking bunch.

We all should, it's a great ear worm

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The second clip of him looking at his viewer count and saying "where is everyone" is humiliating. Not only because nobody gave a fuck, but because he thinks people are going to drop everything to watch him walk down the street.

He was offering comedy Skype lessons during the first part of Covid. I can’t imagine anyone would sign up for that.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

God damn do I love Joe Matarese.

Joe is my FAVOURITE Ona-adjacent character. I could watch his his bombings and pitiful livestreams all day. He’s such a retarded sad sack who just can’t get a clue

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

When Redbar covers this, somebody post a link

 

[fusciasomething]

When Redbar covers this, somebody post a link

Did that pussy delete his account here?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

“everybody’s leaving, now everybody’s leaving. Hey, can you guys move up to their seats?”

Holy fuck lmao

 

[DooDooBrown]

He was offering comedy Skype lessons during the first part of Covid. I can’t imagine anyone would sign up for that.

He started that before Covid, I remember him talking about it on DiPaolo’s podcast years ago. DiPaolo was in disbelief. Matarese’s appearances on his podcast were great, just a complete sad sack getting reamed by an all-time ballbuster.

 

[CruisinColin]

Does anybody have the clip of Joe's wife talking honestly to Joe about her thoughts on his career? She didn't even seem angry and was very matter-of-fact about it. She fucking destroyed him.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Does anybody have the clip of Joe's wife talking honestly to Joe about her thoughts on his career? She didn't even seem angry and was very matter-of-fact about it. She fucking destroyed him.

They brought it up on LOS. It was on his podcast because Jay was wondering why the fuck anyone would upload that clip on their own free will.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

 

[Sue Lightning]

Matarese makes me appreciate other comics more. Jim Norton and Bob Kelly have fucking awful acts but somehow have comedy careers. They can spit out a line every once in a while. They can laugh at themselves. Matarese lacks all of that and he’s been doing this for 10 years now. Just give up, or even better, just kill yourself

 

[Sue Lightning]

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Lol remember the video of him going up to Robert Iiler at a con and going “EYY ITS ME TONY SOPRANO IM YOUR FATHER AN IM FUCKIN DEAD” and he’s so fucking uncomfortable

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Wokepranos was a severely underrated bit.