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SIX MONTHS? Fucking asshole acts like he was in for 6 years. I guess all you have to do is not get blown up to get a "Expert Badge" in hand grenades.
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Joe Cumias DD214
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I was in the Delayed Entry Program for 4 months because I told them I wanted to finish working my summer job before I went in. Its literally nothing. Once a month I had to show up just so they could make sure I was alive and wasnt gonna change my mind and ruin their quota. At any point during that time I couldve backed out, you arent even in the military until you step foot on the bus.
But according to the document he was only in it for a month and then went to actual basic training, and then to a real duty station but only for a few months and did jump school.
I guess pretty early on he got caught siphoning that gas and they got rid of him quickly. When you’ve been in since breakfast you dont get any benefit of the doubt
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seems like the US military spent a lot of money training him to be a comm operator, mechanic, how to jump out of planes and he was out in less than a year? i have a friend who was in the 82nd and was kicked out after almost 2 years for getting a couple duis and showing up drunk and late. he doesn't even consider himself a veteran and is ashamed of himself for what happened.
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Ribs that you think Joseph Cumia has any sense of shame.seems like the US military spent a lot of money training him to be a comm operator, mechanic, how to jump out of planes and he was out in less than a year? i have a friend who was in the 82nd and was kicked out after almost 2 years for getting a couple duis and showing up drunk and late. he doesn't even consider himself a veteran and is ashamed of himself for what happened.
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Wait a minute... cumia babbled for years about his brothers bravery and his service to the country. He gave the impression that nigga jump into combat. All 'joe salivas' did was 6 months of sleep away camp? Haahaahooole shiet! This nigga doesn't even get benefits? .....no wonder cumia subsidizes his lifestyle.
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Has anyone known a family quite like these Cumias? Yet another claim by them turns out to be a dishonest fabrication and a barefaced lie. Add valor the list of things Joe has stolen. He legit has no reason to call himself a vet.
They're really not people.
They're really not people.
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He was a famous guitar man from out Long Island way
He had a faggot style that led us to believe he's gay
He was the bottom man at his craft
But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft
He's in the army now, blowin' men six deep,
He's the lying faggot guitar boy of Company B
He had a faggot style that led us to believe he's gay
He was the bottom man at his craft
But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft
He's in the army now, blowin' men six deep,
He's the lying faggot guitar boy of Company B
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The man drives a Gucci fiat after all
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This is getting slept on due to Pat’s freak out.
Absolutely incredible stuff. 9 months! Paulie Walnuts would snap his faggot neck for claiming to be a vet.
Absolutely incredible stuff. 9 months! Paulie Walnuts would snap his faggot neck for claiming to be a vet.
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Saving Private Lyin’
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Oh it’s absolutely amazing. I noticed on the form it says “Duty Unassigned” does that mean he was kicked out?
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Thanks for your nine months of service. A woman who has carried two babies to term was more inconvenienced than you.
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lol I've served 2 months longer than Joe...
also lol 3rd line is USAFATC... Fat Cumia? lol
also lol 3rd line is USAFATC... Fat Cumia? lol
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Uh oh, looks like someone isn't getting their T shots COMP'D at the VA!
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Delayed Entry Program is when you’re at home waiting for them to send you to boot camp for whatever reason. Usually it’s waiting for a school slot to open up, but they don’t just slap you on a plane as soon as you sign the papers
It was his only actual duty station, everything else before it was training. And he was only there for 3 months.
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Could have saved that for the podcast
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Can someone let Redbar know?
it’s always a good addition to the Cumia Lore.