If Jimmy's statuesque he-bride was a woman, she'd be the most insufferable, annoying twat on God's green earth. The fact that it's a guy in a dress makes it that much worse.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!
- Thread starter Jims_Maroon_Pants
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If Jimmy's statuesque he-bride was a woman, she'd be the most insufferable, annoying twat on God's green earth. The fact that it's a guy in a dress makes it that much worse.
Suicide is imminent
Why do they still have the christmas tree up?
Haha, what a queer. All those years raging against "fucking bitches" on the radio, pretending he wanted a relationship with a woman, talking about "fat, juicy tits" etc. Miserable and lying. All he wanted was a big-dicked Scandinavian guy to pound his keester and then run him a bubble bath. And he still won't admit he's a homosexual. Incredible self-deception.
It's funny because he won't admit he's gay but also doesn't call himself straight anymore. If you're getting fucked in the ass by a man who has some feminine qualities does that make it "not gay"? I guess according to Norton logic it does.
I can't even finish it. I like how Nik's voice gets real masculine when he's bitter
That's just about how my friend sounds!
Serious questions:
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "her" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?
I have so many more questions.
Does he wash the shit off his dick with "her" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?
*EDIT:* Got my pronouns wildly wrong.
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "her" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?
I have so many more questions.
Does he wash the shit off his dick with "her" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?
*EDIT:* Got my pronouns wildly wrong.
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When Jim starts explaining how he loves the smell of his own ass on his "wife's" dick, will you be glad you asked?
Yes because I'm not mentally ill or a homosexual! What's so fucking hard to grasp?!
The penis, I think.
I think it has more to do with the fact Alan was a hooker
It's not transgender until you cut the cock off.
Obviously the issue people has with it is that he's married to a tranny. Not that he used to pay Igor in chat tokens.
Prince Alan is actually Russian. But moved to Norway where being an HIV positive viking rentboy is more socially acceptable.