Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Harry Powell]

I cannot stop laughing about the physical disparity here. The Viking could legitimately be a strongman competitor if it took T instead. It has a 9” rod and the frame of a competition bodybuilder. If Jim smarts off at all, he is going to get his jaw broken.

 

[Sue Lightning]

And now for a “stunningly quick” joke from Anthony…

“Uhhh I see Jimmy is uhhh hehehe transitioning into his uhh NEW character hehehe…it’s called TAKES DICK DICKERSON!!! HAHAHA HOLEEEE SHIT!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!”

 

[Sue Lightning]

Help. I think i’m falling in love with Alena!

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

Oh shit, he mentioned on the show that his wife asked him "what happens if you die?"

There will be a lotta signed Dee Snider photos up on ebay

 

[HeyItsVos]

I cannot stop laughing about the physical disparity here. The Viking could legitimately be a strongman competitor if it took T instead. It has a 9” rod and the frame of a competition bodybuilder. If Jim smarts off at all, he is going to get his jaw broken.

Jim having to explain black eyes and bruises like a battered wife would almost make me tune into Jim and Sam.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Jim having to explain black eyes and bruises like a battered wife would almost make me tune into Jim and Sam.

You're under the impression sam would bring up an uncomfortable topic in order to make compelling radio? I don't think that's the case.

 

[BoomerSperg]

It's pretty funny that both he and nana had to wait until the whole tranny thing was fully mainstream and accepted before they could satisfy their lifelong desire for cock.

Nana waited?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Jim having to explain black eyes and bruises like a battered wife would almost make me tune into Jim and Sam.

Sssssss yeah man, people saw that on Instagram and were like "Your wife's beating you now, huh Jimmy?" and I'm like, no dude, stop. That's not what's going on here. There's more to it than that. I tried to tug at her prick the other night and she got a little angry and clocked me for it. That's it. All married couples have these sort of issues. So yeah - my wife isn't beating me and we're as happy as we've ever been *breaks down in tears*

 

[LingerLonger]

It's pretty funny that both he and nana had to wait until the whole tranny thing was fully mainstream and accepted before they could satisfy their lifelong desire for cock.

I don't think either of them waited. Norton was banging tranny hookers during the WNEW years. And Anthony likely had secret homosexual relationships with various guys during his first marriage and his childhood even. You go back and listen to Anthony's stories of women and all of them take a turn into faggotry eventually.

Like Anthony telling the story of him and Opie at some bar gig for WBAB or WAAF or whatever. And some of the bar girls want to fuck them in the radio station's mobile DJ van. And Anthony turned them down and convinced Opie not to do it because they "were in relationships". But in reality Anthony didn't want to have to make out with a woman in front of Opie because his natural revulsion to female contact would be exposed.

Norton joked about the fag stuff on air but would try to mask it with his straight talk of being into female comics or porn stars or whatever. Anthony would always accidentally reveal his sodomite ways like an idiot but never on purpose. Like when he said he wore "mommy's shoes" and everyone piled on to him. They wanted to stay in the closet because the audience was Opie's audience of straight truckers and college students. Same reason Rogan won't come out of the closet and risk losing his UFC audience.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don't think either of them waited. Norton was banging tranny hookers during the WNEW years. And Anthony likely had secret homosexual relationships with various guys during his first marriage and his childhood even. You go back and listen to Anthony's stories of women and all of them take a turn into faggotry eventually.

Like Anthony telling the story of him and Opie at some bar gig for WBAB or WAAF or whatever. And some of the bar girls want to fuck them in the radio station's mobile DJ van. And Anthony turned them down and convinced Opie not to do it because they "were in relationships". But in reality Anthony didn't want to have to make out with a woman in front of Opie because his natural revulsion to female contact would be exposed.

Norton joked about the fag stuff on air but would try to mask it with his straight talk of being into female comics or porn stars or whatever. Anthony would always accidentally reveal his sodomite ways like an idiot but never on purpose. Like when he said he wore "mommy's shoes" and everyone piled on to him. They wanted to stay in the closet because the audience was Opie's audience of straight truckers and college students. Same reason Rogan won't come out of the closet and risk losing his UFC audience.

Relisten to the show and pick out anytime they talk about a naked dude or a girl getting fucked. For no reason at all, and its ALWAYS Ant and sometimes Jim, they describe a “Big juicy nice cock”. WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT unless you’re gay.

 

[NigelCumia]

I cannot stop laughing about the physical disparity here. The Viking could legitimately be a strongman competitor if it took T instead. It has a 9” rod and the frame of a competition bodybuilder. If Jim smarts off at all, he is going to get his jaw broken.

He's build like a modern NBA forward. He could have gotten famous that way

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Sigh

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Not hearing a trace of a scandinavian accent. Ms. Norton is likely an American of Norwegian ancestry, so all you funsters with the green card theories are barking up the wrong tree.

Plus, a Norwegian wouldn't marry an American for a green card. You rubes are incapable of seeing the differences between a neighborhood in Oslo vs a favela in Brazil or a shack in the Phillipines.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Not hearing a trace of a scandinavian accent. Ms. Norton is likely an American of Norwegian ancestry, so all you funsters with the green card theories are barking up the wrong tree.

Plus, a Norwegian wouldn't marry an American for a green card. You rubes are incapable of seeing the differences between a neighborhood in Oslo vs a favela in Brazil or a shack in the Phillipines.

Come on…

So who is this then? First of all you’re wrong. Listen to any video and the bitch is obviously foreign. Just because she doesn’t sound exactly like Mel Gibsons cunt whore wife doesn’t mean she’s not a foreign cunt.

This is so obviously Alena. Who the fuck else would it be? You’re telling me theres a tranny in New York who looks JUST like her and is also attracted to Jim.

Is the simplest answer REALLY not just “Jim married Alena”? No, it’s that he married someone who just looks exactly like her.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Plus, a Norwegian wouldn't marry an American for a green card. You rubes are incapable of seeing the differences between a neighborhood in Oslo vs a favela in Brazil or a shack in the Phillipines.

And this part is just wrong. Sure its easier for a Norweigan to get here than a Brazillian. But its not like Norweigans are granted citizenship for being from Norway. They go through the process like everyone else. Why WOULDN’T she marry for a greencard instead of staying here then becoming a US citizen legitimately? Again, obviously Norway isn’t the slums of South America. But you don’t need to live in the slums to have the dream of being an American house wife.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Something something oven mitts.

 

[Sue Lightning]

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Come on…

So who is this then? First of all you’re wrong. Listen to any video and the bitch is obviously foreign. Just because she doesn’t sound exactly like Mel Gibsons cunt whore wife doesn’t mean she’s not a foreign cunt.

This is so obviously Alena. Who the fuck else would it be? You’re telling me theres a tranny in New York who looks JUST like her and is also attracted to Jim.

Is the simplest answer REALLY not just “Jim married Alena”? No, it’s that he married someone who just looks exactly like her.

Who said Alena isn't American? Everyone is basing this on a cam site bio. A blond model might put some type of European to appear more exotic to a mostly American clientele.

Did anyone actually make.it through the Jim and Sam clip? Isn't he open about the wife's identity? How did the Jim and alena connection Even get put together in the first place?

I don't know what I'm talking about but that doesn't keep me from talking *colinflaherty.jpg*

 

[Sue Lightning]

Who said Alena isn't American? Everyone is basing this on a cam site bio. A blond model might put some type of European to appear more exotic to a mostly American clientele.

Did anyone actually make.it through the Jim and Sam clip? Isn't he open about the wife's identity? How did the Jim and alena connection Even get put together in the first place?

I don't know what I'm talking about but that doesn't keep me from talking *colinflaherty.jpg*

Ok to recap the Jim and Alena timeline, very rough and without exact dates:

Jim Norton is spotted in Canada having dinner with a tranny. A fan snaps a picture and tags him. We find it and start investigating who the tranny is.

We find out it’s Alena who says she’s Norwegian. People ask why Jim would go to Canada to meet a Norwegian. People put two and two together that shes not allowed in the USA confirmed through Jim saying the girl he’s saying can’t enter the US. Then we find that “StormJ” is one of her princes.

Throughout this entire thing Jim has never come out and said “She has a dick.” Just vague references to her height and the size of her feet.

And now we have his wife saying she’s from Norway.

The question has to be asked that if shes not Norweigan what is she. She’s clearly not American as Jim said she can’t ever the US. So that means at most she’s Canadian, but why would Jim talk about flying her out TO Canada? Flying her in from where? The most logical thing is shes just Norweigan.

 

[guest]

Relisten to the show and pick out anytime they talk about a naked dude or a girl getting fucked. For no reason at all, and its ALWAYS Ant and sometimes Jim, they describe a “Big juicy nice cock”. WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT unless you’re gay.

"Control the weather with your fist, make a mudslide."

Opie's befuddled response was uncertain laughter, as was any heterosexual guy's to that joke. It takes you a second because you've never thought about fisting a man's anus before or the horrendous side effects of such a thing. Anthony had though, and Norton's instant roaring laughter was music to his faggot ears - another pillow biter's conspiratorial approval.

 

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"Control the weather with your fist, make a mudslide."

Opie's befuddled response was uncertain laughter, as was any heterosexual guy's to that joke. It takes you a second because you've never thought about fisting a man's anus before or the horrendous side effects of such a thing. Anthony had though, and Norton's instant roaring laughter was music to his faggot ears - another pillow biter's conspiratorial approval.

Holy fuck you actually perfectly explained why that clip always made me suspicious and why I never really got the table-slapping laughter from those two. Recently I put it on the two fairy lovers once again trying to ice out Opie, but much of this shit is really them having a girl's night in front of a straight guy for laughs.

Fucking yuck.