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Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh

Meownaw

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Pretty sure someone already did this bit but
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Tagine Enthusiast said:
For some unknown reason, Hildy DM’d me out of the blue and told me that Patrick has found a new bar that he enjoys going too. Apparently, Hoolis and Swinging Door were becoming increasingly frustrated with him and so he had to find a third, better pub to drown his sorrows called Izzy Hops Swig and Nosh.

Hildy said he found these pictures on their Facebook and wanted to share them which I thought was odd considering how they are friends. Anyway, as per Hildy’s request:

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Does anything think Rick might be responsible for yet another arson attack? Did anyone see him ducking through the alleyways?
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On Twitter almost in every picture
 
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He's such a faggot for taking up space at the bar at peak hours just to plug in earphones and glue himself to his phone. A fun person could be sitting there and making new friends, maybe meet the love of his life! But, alas, now that'll never come to pass because special boy needed to sit in the special boy seat.

I see he doesn't even bother bringing his laptop to make the excuse that he's #amwriting. Another tactic admission that his writing career is finished.
 
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He's such a faggot for taking up space at the bar at peak hours just to plug in earphones and glue himself to his phone. A fun person could be sitting there and making new friends.

I see he doesn't even bother bringing his laptop to make the excuse that he's #amwriting. Another tactic admission that his writing career is finished.
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The spot he chose at the bar is even more obnoxious. It's where the bartenders spend most of their time making drinks. What an annoying asshole camping there and nursing cheap beer for hours.
 
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Hello fellow bartending staff,

My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson and I am interested in you giving me a job to wash dishes. I have this huge $50,000 debt to pay to some Indian guy who I sued and lost against in court, so I needs the cash!

I like sitting down, and I'm very good at cleaning dishes. Here's the secret: I remove any bits of food that are stuck to plate with my tongue and big fish lips. I also eat food on the plates that aren't stuck. My saliva is better than most dishwater detergent (I'm looking at you Fairy liquid) and I can save you money on cleaning products.

You can find my resume on pfgforums.com. There you will find my arrest record (a misunderstanding involving a threat I made to kill my wife and daughter), along with my many tweets as a real conservative pundit.

Oh, and is the bucks party still on for 19th Aug? I dying to share my passion for horse cock and jacking off cow udders.

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