I've come so far since 9/11, child. I'm not going to bother remembering it

[Skatole C9H9N]

Patrick hates 9/11 because it reminds him of when Jon fucked his wife.

9/11 reminds him of PCJ’s length and girth

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Of all the amazingly bad takes pat has had (every take he's had really), shaming national pride on the 20 year anniversary of the worst attack on our soil has to be up there as one of the most stupid.

What a stupid, fat pig.

 

[Will Tate]

Mohammad Atta's son came up to him at the 9/11 memorial last time Pat was in NYC. He hugged Pat and begged his forgiveness. They're still pen pals.

 

[Meownaw]

I expect Mewler report to be a doozy tomorrow

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"every anniversary since when"

Professional author, ladies and gentlemen

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Congratulations! We all get to come to the bachelor party, right?
Actually which one of you gets the bachelor party? You because you're the one proposing, or do you both get bachelor parties because you're both guys getting married? I'm suddenly curious how all that works.

Thanks! Hell yes, CarolFest ‘22 will be fuckin lit!

As far as bachelor parties, good question. I’m the more masculine of us and the breadwinner, so I’m thinking I get the bachelor party and he’ll sit around with his twink friends drinking wine and dancing with strippers dressed like cops?

As in most things, I’ll defer to my fella on etiquette shit. He picked the rings and he wants the ceremony. My idea of running the Boston Marathon and getting married in one weekend was dismissed with prejudice. Oh well, I thought it was clever.

Thanks for the well wishes though. It means a lot to me.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

PS for Rick; I noticed you blocked my Instagram again after it wasn’t blocked this morning. Did you enjoy my post about the engagement ring I bought for my fella? It’s worth more than the outhouse you live in, and every penny you’ve ever made as a writer wouldn’t cover half of it. You’re a flop, Rick.

Congrats, Carol -- and may your first child, be an anti-Semitic child.

 

[Will Tate]

My idea of running the Boston Marathon and getting married in one weekend was dismissed with prejudice. Oh well, I thought it was clever.

Aw, that sucks, me and ChicopeeChip would've taken you guys out for a Sawks game and a duck boat ride, then a ferry out to the afterparty in Provincetown. Tell your fella he backed the wrong horse.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Congrats, Carol -- and may your first child, be an anti-Semitic child.

Don’t worry I’ll raise ‘em right. They won’t have a Mom but they’ll know the answer to the J question.

 

[guest]

Aw, that sucks, me and ChicopeeChip would've taken you guys out for a Sawks game and a duck boat ride, then a ferry out to the afterparty in Provincetown. Tell your fella he backed the wrong horse.

Hell yeah. I was gonna say we could hit up Machine after the Sox game but I think they closed it down to build luxury apartments.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Patrick hates 9/11 because it reminds him of when Jon fucked his wife.

It was also Adrienne's first two guesses at Jon's size

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Inconvenient Douche

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm astounded that Pat has the nerve to even say the word "introspection" when he is clearly incapable of it.

He says we need introspection as code for "we deserved it"

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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He even makes 9/11 all about himself, I hope he kills himself tonight.

Man incapable of introspection uses national tragedy remembrance as cause to lecture others on the need for introspection.

 

[guest]

Of all the amazingly bad takes pat has had (every take he's had really), shaming national pride on the 20 year anniversary of the worst attack on our soil has to be up there as one of the most stupid.

What a stupid, fat pig.

I won't say who I worked for, but in the days after I worked in lower Manhattan the scene was unreal. The ash, the paper, the damage to everything, to think this fat pig, tritely dismisses that day. He was 20 or so, too much a coward to join. There were 2 first responders who went to my HS one older one younger than me. They died heroes, this slob larps as a bad ass. He said earlier today, he was brave too many times to count, I'm posting that shortly.

 

[Mikekeke]

Pat would barge into a murder investigation in progress to squeal about how he knows what the victim went through because Ben Shapiro tweeted at him.

"Why does everything bad happen to me?" Rick Marie Whatley, 9 11 2001

 

[analeggsalad]

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[AwfulManTitTankTop]

God forbid the country united for a single God damn day to recognize one of the biggest tragedies we've ever endured. "Nationalistic bullshit." Eat a dick and choke on it you fat cocksucker. Quashis gonna take you to the God damn cleaners.

 

[guest]

degloved face of mexican cartel victim moving its jaw and eyes, attempting to stop the boxcutter knife opening its throat with forearm stumps that had their hands cut off, while Guns N' Roses music playes in the background.mp4

Link that please.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This sack of shit really turned a 9/11 tweet into a humblebrag. I hope he does alone of painful cancer