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Imagine being near 40 and thinking your pussy needs to smoke weed, too.
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It's The Leslie Defense Squad Chaquille Summer Holiday Special!
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You're piss poor and live in a trailer, lady. You don't get to buy the fancy Jack Daniel's. You can have that Evan Williams shit or the cheapest rye on the rack. You don't get to crush a whole bottle of sipping whiskey because you feel sorry for yourself because you're a fucking loser. "I need the extra 7% ABV fer muh sorrows." It all gets you drunk, stupid.
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She got money fo dat meme pussy oil, but not enough to pay the electric.
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Holy shit, it's not even the first incident. Bet she tries to crowdfund the $2 sign.
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Here’s hoping her prodigious night sweats are B symptoms. Fucking dumb-mooching-off-society, perpetual victim, twat
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Goin out with the girrrrls 2nite, nebody wanna spot me $30 lol 143 xoxo <3
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My cousin is a cashier who doesn't drive with 3 kids. She has them all doing different expensive activities. The little one is on some high-level dance team that has her traveling all over Ontario, the middle one does horseback riding and the boy plays hockey and football (he's insanely good at both and he's still a socially-fucked school shooter type with like one friend, which is odd) so he has to travel around too. The fact that she doesn't drive and her husband works 12 hour continental shifts means that she's a total burden on the kids' grandparents/cousins/aunts/uncles always asking for shit for no return except a Facebook post saying "Thank you for helping ______ chase their dreams!" Constant bottle drives and shit like that too.
The other day, she posted a bunch of pictures of her middle daughter at the boy's football game waving pom poms and having fun with her friends, happy as shit in every picture and then shut-down and miserable in the last ones where she noticed the camera. My cousin was like "She stepped way outside her comfort zone and got in on the team spirit!!" Maybe she'd be more inclined to have fun and do goofy shit if it wasn't guaranteed to be made everyone's business on social media immediately. I feel bad for her and the boy, they're both weird because of their mother doing that shit all the time and they're shy. They don't want to be in all these pictures or to have her share their personal shit and their "anxiety" issues with the whole family + whoever else. The little one doesn't give a shit because she's a ham and wants to be the center of attention but the older two always seem like they'd turn invisible if they could but I bet they're totally different away from their mom.
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Prime evidence why weed is a degenerate drug.
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Weed gave bam schizophrenia, no joke.
It also gave me severe psychosis when I smoked it. Some people are susceptible to it. But you tell this to a weed smoker and they'll be like "NO IT DOESN'T. IT'S PERFECTLY FINE, IT'S HEALING. YOU'RE LYING."
In fact I had that exact argument with some chick who reminds me of the one in OP. They make me sick.
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Yeah I was fine until I got into oil cartridges.
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Same, until I had a pot brownie. Then weed was fucked for me forever. All because my fucking girlfriend at the time didn't know how to inhale so I was like fine let's do brownies. FUCK.
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You don't have to smoke the whole thing in a day, you know.
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I remember I switched to those for a year to save money and I felt like dogshit, it's just too much THC.
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First time I went crazy and ended up in the psych er was when flakka was big in Florida so that's just what they assumed it was. Was some medical shit from California. Took like 6 weeks for them to diagnose me with schizophrenia
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The problem isn't the purity of the oil. It's everybody's inability to think about what that means as far as dosing goes and to wait a few minutes for the high to kick in before they hit it again. I could make a 1g cart last two months and still use it a few times a night because I didn't sit down and think "well a joint takes me ten minutes to smoke so I need to puff on this for ten minutes to get high".
Two solid pulls is probably equivalent to an entire joint if the oil is really pure. People who sit there and haul on it like a blunt are degenerate retards.
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.... Yeahhhhhhhhhh, I'll own up.
But at least that broads dog didn't bite minority children like this ones.
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She’s like bro joe about her singing
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Chicks like this are why I don't fuck around with women who d r BUUURRRPink
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That's the kind of parent I hate, who makes their kids dreams/interests/happiness about themselves and never truly about them.
God, I wish you had to pass a test to have kids, and if you failed, they castrated you.
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Praises Pat - can’t spell amazingly