Is anyone here embarrassed to tell their partner about this thing of ours?

[guest]

Yep, my wife knows nothing of Owen A Forems

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yeah no, my lady has zero clue because I can’t even begin to explain who O&A actually are without being told “why is that funny?”
Ain’t it fun?

 

[TokenX]

"What's so funny over there?"

"Oh just this thing I read on the Internet, child."

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

My boyfriend went from dubious, to curious, to full-on Patposting via me. Men just innately see Patrick’s bluster and bullshit and want to bully his soft frame.

 

[Coonskin]

I've burnt a couple bridges cuz of this place sniff

Best to leave it alone

 

[guest]

My boyfriend went from dubious, to curious, to full-on Patposting via me. Men just innately see Patrick’s bluster and bullshit and want to bully his soft frame.

I don’t see how you could even begin to introduce this whole thing to an outsider without looking like a psychopath or ubersperg

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

My waifu body pillow goes deep with the patposting, child.

 

[guest]

I tried once. She’s always asking why I’m laughing my ass off on the phone or computer. So I showed her Patrick and she knows he’s a fat dumb faggot. But now it gets brought up in arguments like “Maybe if you spent less time playing with Patrick we would own a home”.....cunt I’m fucking trying.

I don’t really have friends anymore. Her genius suggestion, demonstrating her cluelessness is “why don’t you try to meet the people you make fun of Patrick with”....I tell her just leave it alone *sniff*

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

My boyfriend went from dubious, to curious, to full-on Patposting via me. Men just innately see Patrick’s bluster and bullshit and want to bully his soft frame.

Patposters don't reproduce, they recruit

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The first time she asked what I was laughing at I told her I was laughing at something about Vizio soundbars and a dead kid.

This was also the last time she asked me what I was laughing at.

 

[peckafacce]

I'm embarrassed enough to post here as it is,, no way I would share that with anyone

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

My wife loves it.

nice lane change, stupid.…and so on.

 

[Random username]

My wife asks:why I enjoy bullying people on the internet.
Because it makes me laugh to do so.

 

[Raymond]

I regularly talk to my girlfriend about Patrick. She's pretty thoughtful and generous in how she judges people. Pat disgusts her. The child-calling makes her sick. I once told her how Patrick said: "My mother is very proud of her successful and popular son." Her immediate reply was "Does he have a brother?" She considers this a waste of time, though.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My girlfriend was looking for some pictures on my phone while we were having lunch and asked “What is JCC?” I have a separate album of Joseph Cumia posts on my phone lol

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I have a few friends that I can talk about O&A that are big into comedy, but Id never tell my girl about it only because women dont understand good humor. Keep that shit with the boys

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

My girlfriend was looking for some pictures on my phone while we were having lunch and asked “What is JCC?” I have a separate album of Joseph Cumia posts on my phone lol

Ahhhh the Joseph Lane…

 

[guest]

There's a "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding this place with my missus. The last update I gave her was back when we were focused on Nana. She sighed and "didn't get it" but is pretty cool about personal space and hobbies. She likes to watch dumb makeup videos on YouTube and loves trashy reality TV (despite having a law degree and an MBA) so has a "to each their own" attitude to stuff like this. Personally I won't subject her to Fat, I don't want to make her cry.

 

[Will Tate]

The Mrs. listened to O&A from time to time back in what I like to call The Day, so it wasn't much of a stretch to tell her, "Some fat idiot Z-list sci-fi writer said Norm MacDonald wasn't funny so the pests decided to fuck with him." She asked me what the fuck was the deal with the Lappeneing pic on the banner of the previous forum, and when I explained she just rolled her eyes and walked away.