International relations Pat rears his ugly, fat head

[guest]

I wonder how Fat would feel about an "American Union" of the US, Canada, Central and South America. The headquarters and seat of power would be in Belize (as small and arbitrarily shitty as Brussels) and the laws and economic regulations (that held legal supremacy over the internal laws and economic regulations of all member nations) were drawn up there by an unelected collective of "true believers," faceless bureaucrats and commissioners whose loyalty was to the political project of the "American Union" over their own countries of birth.

Of course, the USA (Britain and Germany) would be running the show while occasionally letting the temperamental Canadians (French) think that they were in charge. But one thing they all would have in common would be that they were the handful of net contributors in the project i.e. they pay in more than they take out. Most of the rest of the member states are net beneficiaries, they are given more than they put in. The "US and Canada" are basically paying "Central and South America" (the Mediterranean countries and Eastern Europe) to be a part of one union, one currency and one anti-competion protectionist racket to promote (German) exports and (French) agriculture.

He'd probably love it (the EU) because it's a deluded and doomed-to-fail faux-utopian supranationalist idea. It's quasi-Communist and anti-democratic at its core. You cannot have democracy without nation states. You can't centralise an entire continent of very different countries and cultures and pretend they can all operate under the same dictats. The very idea that Germany and Greece should have the same currency and interest rates is so breathtakingly stupid that it makes you look for ulterior motives. Surely the people who make these decisions can't be that dumb? Or can they?

I didn't even vote for Brexit but the last 4 and something years have completely vindicated it in my eyes. The EU (not Europe, the EU) have behaved disgracefully in the face of a democratic vote and are purely out to punish the UK at this point. Not only have they lost their second biggest net contributor after Germany, but they want to send out a warning to countries like Poland, Hungary and even Italy, who all have growing movements questioning whether being members of the EU is good for their nations' interests. One or two more leave and the whole project will collapse like a house of cards. The fanatics in Brussels and Strasbourg know this and are getting increasingly desperate.

In conclusion, he's fat.

"You're wrong, child."

Savagely dunking on you.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Good ol' fascist, bootlicking Pat backing the State / Authority again. Besides being grossly overweight, if there's one thing he's known for, it's being predictable.

Mainly being grossly overweight, though.


Man, if there's one thing he hates, it's an individual having a voice and the rights to dictate their own fates.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Between this, and the pictures/stories from his honeymoon in France, Pat really is the incarnation of the ignorant, loudmouth American meme.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I wonder how Fat would feel about an "American Union" of the US, Canada, Central and South America. The headquarters and seat of power would be in Belize (as small and arbitrarily shitty as Brussels) and the laws and economic regulations (that held legal supremacy over the internal laws and economic regulations of all member nations) were drawn up there by an unelected collective of "true believers," faceless bureaucrats and commissioners whose loyalty was to the political project of the "American Union" over their own countries of birth.

Of course, the USA (Britain and Germany) would be running the show while occasionally letting the temperamental Canadians (French) think that they were in charge. But one thing they all would have in common would be that they were the handful of net contributors in the project i.e. they pay in more than they take out. Most of the rest of the member states are net beneficiaries, they are given more than they put in. The "US and Canada" are basically paying "Central and South America" (the Mediterranean countries and Eastern Europe) to be a part of one union, one currency and one anti-competion protectionist racket to promote (German) exports and (French) agriculture.

He'd probably love it (the EU) because it's a deluded and doomed-to-fail faux-utopian supranationalist idea. It's quasi-Communist and anti-democratic at its core. You cannot have democracy without nation states. You can't centralise an entire continent of very different countries and cultures and pretend they can all operate under the same dictats. The very idea that Germany and Greece should have the same currency and interest rates is so breathtakingly stupid that it makes you look for ulterior motives. Surely the people who make these decisions can't be that dumb? Or can they?

I didn't even vote for Brexit but the last 4 and something years have completely vindicated it in my eyes. The EU (not Europe, the EU) have behaved disgracefully in the face of a democratic vote and are purely out to punish the UK at this point. Not only have they lost their second biggest net contributor after Germany, but they want to send out a warning to countries like Poland, Hungary and even Italy, who all have growing movements questioning whether being members of the EU is good for their nations' interests. One or two more leave and the whole project will collapse like a house of cards. The fanatics in Brussels and Strasbourg know this and are getting increasingly desperate.

In conclusion, he's fat.

But under the EU they've let in swarms of black and brown rapists-- err I mean refugees, and the less white something is, the better!

They fart in your wife's vagina so you don't have to.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Between this, and the pictures/stories from his honeymoon in France, Pat really is the incarnation of the ignorant, loudmouth American meme.

He ordered scrambled eggs at a fine Parisian cafe, and via the waiter, the frog chef told that fat American pig to order something on the menu or go fuck himself.

I don't know why people hate the French so much, because they're right sometimes.

 

[Chive Turkey]

In 10 years time most of Eastern Europe will be on the verge of leaving the Union, if they haven't already.

Only the most ignorant refuse to acknowledge that the last 20 years of the EU moving from an economic treaty organisation into a political union has been a series of disasters and scandals that have only eroded faith in it ever working.

 

[bombvest]

Sir Wimpston Churchog

 

[RoTheHo69]

He ordered scrambled eggs at a fine Parisian cafe, and via the waiter, the frog chef told that fat American pig to order something on the menu or go fuck himself.

I don't know why people hate the French so much, because they're right sometimes.

They aren't bad folks. It's the way they sound mostly that makes it easy to talk shit about them.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Brexit was a bipartisan effort. Conservative and Labour politicians both advocated for it.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

They aren't bad folks. It's the way they sound mostly that makes it easy to talk shit about them.

To be fair, Parisians aren’t thought of as being French, even the French themselves don’t acknowledge them as being French lol.

Parisians are notoriously arrogant cunts who live in a nigger & nafri infested bubble, and insist they know what’s best for everyone else.

It’s kind of like Londoners here, a lot of English people don’t acknowledge Londoners as being English, Londoners themselves don’t like being referred too as English, they think it’s racist/nationalistic, they refer to themselves as British, which is funny because they are all niggers, pakis and faggots.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

They aren't bad folks. It's the way they sound mostly that makes it easy to talk shit about them.

To be fair, Parisians aren’t thought of as being French, even the French themselves don’t acknowledge them as being French lol.

Parisians are notoriously arrogant cunts who live in a nigger & nafri infested bubble, and insist they know what’s best for everyone else.

It’s kind of like Londoners here, a lot of English people don’t acknowledge Londoners as being English, Londoners themselves don’t like being referred too as English, they think it’s racist/nationalistic, they refer to themselves as British, which is funny because they are all niggers, pakis and faggots.

Every country has their city - capital or otherwise - that is full of shitheads who think they're above everyone else.

In France, it's Paris.
In Australia, it's Melbourne.
In the US, it's either Manhattan or Los Angeles.
In the UK, it's London.
In Israel, it's... okay, so my theory doesn't work.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He ordered scrambled eggs at a fine Parisian cafe, and via the waiter, the frog chef told that fat American pig to order something on the menu or go fuck himself.

I don't know why people hate the French so much, because they're right sometimes.

I think I've said it before, but french scrambled eggs are awesome, but it's a dish cooked with care & attention, if the proprietor didn't think Fats was an arrogant asshoe he probably would've made it with pride.

 

[guest]

I think I've said it before, but french scrambled eggs are awesome, but it's a dish cooked with care & attention, if the proprietor didn't think Fats was an arrogant asshoe he probably would've made it with pride.

You mean the Parisian chef saw Patrick in his ill-fitting Captain America shirt and didn't immediately say: "Sacre bleu, I need to make this gentleman scrambled eggs just like Mére Raven used to make"?

 

[ActionJackson]

Don’t worry, my British friends. A fat, unemployable daughter-abandoner from Milwaukee has everything figured out, despite his lack of education. Crisis averted!

Lack of education? Uh, pretty sure they covered this stuff during his semester at community college.

 

[guest]

To be fair, Parisians aren’t thought of as being French, even the French themselves don’t acknowledge them as being French lol.

Parisians are notoriously arrogant cunts who live in a nigger & nafri infested bubble, and insist they know what’s best for everyone else.

It’s kind of like Londoners here, a lot of English people don’t acknowledge Londoners as being English, Londoners themselves don’t like being referred too as English, they think it’s racist/nationalistic, they refer to themselves as British, which is funny because they are all niggers, pakis and faggots.

As a born and bred (but reformed and relocated) Londoner, I can attest to this being true. Most Londoners are cunts.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I think I've said it before, but french scrambled eggs are awesome, but it's a dish cooked with care & attention, if the proprietor didn't think Fats was an arrogant asshoe he probably would've made it with pride.

I think it's this: if the chef/menu didn't specify that they make scrambled eggs, then it's an insult to order it.

It's hard to say without context of what the cafe was like. However, if a place says "we make the best omelettes around" or "we have a great poached-egg dish", then you don't order outside of what they offer. It's like saying, "yeah I know this place makes delicious crepes, but... I really just want a stack of pancakes with syrup, nothing fancy."

Some steak places will deliberately refuse to cook their steaks "well done" precisely for this reason. And also, this makes you a mark for negative reviews: "this place sucked, the steak was tough." You ordered it tough!

 

[Chive Turkey]

As a born and bred (but reformed and relocated) Londoner, I can attest to this being true. Most Londoners are cunts.

Haven't all the cockneys been pushed out to Essex in favor of third worlders, yuppies and Russian real estate moguls?

It's like how all the working class Italians were gentrified out of Brooklyn except for the ones who feed the metrosexuals.

 

[guest]

Yeah, basically. And middle class Londoners get out if they can now too, either to the Home Counties or another country. I literally wouldn't live there now if you paid me, which is sad because it was a great city until about 10-15 years ago.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Yeah, basically. And middle class Londoners get out if they can now too, either to the Home Counties or another country. I literally wouldn't live there now if you paid me, which is sad because it was a great city until about 10-15 years ago.

Yeah, I used to love London, was born there then family moved away then went back for work, now live in more rural area & wouldn't go back, saddened by it too & I'm not even bothered so-much by the range of cultures, more by the hypocritical entitled whites & their collective bullshit ideas

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Every country has their city - capital or otherwise - that is full of shitheads who think they're above everyone else.

In France, it's Paris.
In Australia, it's Melbourne.
In the US, it's either Manhattan or Los Angeles.
In the UK, it's London.
In Israel, it's... okay, so my theory doesn't work.

It’s Tel-Aviv. Where the big Haredi community is. They think they’re above other Jews. As for Australia in my personal experience it’s Sydney that’s full of cunts. Melbourne has better bats and local beers too. Although Brisbane is my fav place in Australia. Has the least amount of cunts.