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That's what the rentahitman website is. It's not even hidden, the guy who owns it says he started it as a joke and then literal retards tried to actually hire hitmen on it despite it being a very obvious joke so he just turned their names over to the feds.Does the moron behind this realize that 99.9% of the hitmen on the dark web are feds? I guess they will when they’re face down on their living room floor being cuffed and read their rights.
He's almost undoubtedly responsible for not only the swattings, but also nearly every "serious" thing that happened. He was clearly told early on by authorities that messages on the internet, no matter how mean and hurtful, were not something they'd be arresting people for. He needed something like physical stalking, vandalism, threatening phone calls, swatting, theft, actual threats of violence not just "I hope Pat kills himself" and most importantly he needed names.
So he took his head full of pudding and the police's list of what they might act on, and set about faking all of them, whilst suing to try to get names to give them alongside all his Gay Virgin Fatrick marker graffiti, phony Craigslist chair ads, obviously self-sent voicemails referencing Rahul, swatting he orchestrated through Tor end nodes with his Gemini account and created threats of violence and hitman orders and shit. Once he had racked up enough debt, he also figured if he could trick the MPD for this long, they were probably dumb enough to settle and pay off his windmill tilting expenses.
It's incredible how brazen he is about all this and isn't either in jail or being countersued by the city for wasting their time and resources.
Yet.
Their best and only defense against the truth of everything, is that only places as retarded as this could sum it up to someone. Sure all the receipts exist, but why would someone (1) find out this place knows everything (2) ask for help understanding it (3) actually get a good summation (4) trust itThese 2 scumbags have spent years manufacturing fake personas of being noble fighters against evil in the world, and they have each managed to build a following of tens of thousands of oblivious retards on their online platform of choice. Neither has made any money off of it, they are both broke, and nobody respects them outside of their echo chamber. In many ways, they both seek attention on the internet to compensate for being gigantic pieces of shit IRL. Once the hammer drops, their following that they spent years cultivating and shielding from criticism will be eclipsed by literally millions of people who will see them get exposed as human garbage who tried to snatch innocent people away from their children and spouses and have them rot away in prison for crimes that they committed against themselves using evidence that they manufactured in order to incriminate innocent people.
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Fatso was swatted 50 times. There's some question as to who was doing it after April 2023, but he ordered a solid ~35+ to his own house over the span of less than a year. Not even people with millions of subs get swatted that often, and there are definitely serious resources investigating who is responsible. Most of us aren't police detectives or criminologists, and it's likely they could tell something was off early on when they started talking to him. Since he tried to frame this place, they'd of course be familiar with it.why would someone (1) find out this place knows everything
People often forget that Anthony offered 5k to get the sub shut down. If Keith the cop, an actual former member of Law Enforcement who not only had access to NYPD, but likely FBI resources couldn’t get the sub/forum shut down, retards like Rick and the Pat Pack aren’t going to either. I’m sure this place has had feds/LEO lurking since the sub. They know as well as anyone else this place or anyone affiliated with it are not responsible for the SWATs. Rick has never once shown a shred of evidence that anyone where is responsible for the SWATs, cause he doesn’t have any. It’s a fat pathological lying faggot with bitch tits word against a web forum with no history of using that method to get laughs. Only a faggot who lies about being a stand up comedian and a knife fighter would do that.Fatso was swatted 50 times. There's some question as to who was doing it after April 2023, but he ordered a solid ~35+ to his own house over the span of less than a year. Not even people with millions of subs get swatted that often, and there are definitely serious resources investigating who is responsible. Most of us aren't police detectives or criminologists, and it's likely they could tell something was off early on when they started talking to him. Since he tried to frame this place, they'd of course be familiar with it.
It would be funny if the FBI and MPD has known since the beginning that he was swatting himself and are just letting him continue doing it so that they can pile on the charges.Fatso was swatted 50 times. There's some question as to who was doing it after April 2023, but he ordered a solid ~35+ to his own house over the span of less than a year. Not even people with millions of subs get swatted that often, and there are definitely serious resources investigating who is responsible. Most of us aren't police detectives or criminologists, and it's likely they could tell something was off early on when they started talking to him. Since he tried to frame this place, they'd of course be familiar with it.
He wrote "gay virgin fatrick" on his motorcycle. Or maybe that was on the garage? But he has used that name in the past. He called himself a fat faggot in those canyon/Rahul voicemails he gave Josiah too. Lord Fatrick sounds like a Jackie thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if he helped or was at least aware of what she was up to.Pat would never have the sense of humor or humility to name an account Lord Fatrick. If he did, it would be one of the funnier things he's ever done.
Once we prove conclusively this person's identity (word on the street is this is the Lawrenceville character that Null was asking about), I think we have a fantastic new quote and possible a witness who can be called in the MPD's suit.Just stumbled across this. He/she tried the same thing on Kiwifarms. What a fucking idiot.
Hey Patrick, it fills me with glee to know that you are panicking about this. The SWATting shit proves conclusively that you aren't just a retarded punching bag on the internet, you're an actual evil psychopath who wants innocent people to spend decades in prison for crimes they didn't commit because of.... what exactly? Beating you in a lawsuit you filed? Having a few laughs at your expense while sitting on the toilet? Making you look like a fool in court and over the phone? Hope you rot, faggot.
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Gay virgin is definitely an insult Patrick came up with himself. Its a classic tomlinson technicality. He "knows" he's not gay because he's married and he knows he's not a virgin because he has an abandoned daughter. He also probably knows he IS a gay virgin because he's never actually been buggered by another man. It covers all eventualities except for the one where it could actually be considered a genuine insult from a violent stlakerHe wrote "gay virgin fatrick" on his motorcycle. Or maybe that was on the garage? But he has used that name in the past. He called himself a fat faggot in those canyon/Rahul voicemails he gave Josiah too. Lord Fatrick sounds like a Jackie thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if he helped or was at least aware of what she was up to.
His sauna exploits lead me to believe this is no longer true.He also probably knows he IS a gay virgin because he's never actually been buggered by another man.
Calling someone a virgin or saying shit like you need to get laid is a crutch of low brained leftists (who also are alone and never have sex). It was PatGay virgin is definitely an insult Patrick came up with himself. Its a classic tomlinson technicality. He "knows" he's not gay because he's married and he knows he's not a virgin because he has an abandoned daughter. He also probably knows he IS a gay virgin because he's never actually been buggered by another man. It covers all eventualities except for the one where it could actually be considered a genuine insult from a violent stlaker
Holy fucking shit dude, you might actually be on to something. Fuck Wikipedia, the guy was arrested in Lawrenceville, and that's where he most likely lives.Jerking it to kids AND stealing WiFi?
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No, sweetie child. Its not just gays that suck off strange men in public bathrooms. Get out more.His sauna exploits lead me to believe this is no longer true.
Nah, he lives in Duluth. Curious, however. Although, SFWA-related, why would he know who Patrick is or care? Although he and the more Pat-adjacent Dominic have shared tastes.Holy fucking shit dude, you might actually be on to something. Fuck Wikipedia, the guy was arrested in Lawrenceville, and that's where he most likely lives.
Nah, he lives in Duluth. Curious, however. Although, SFWA-related, why would he know who Patrick is or care? Although he and the more Pat-adjacent Dominic have shared tastes.
Supports motive. It'd be more damning (albeit circumstantial) if it were discovered whoever created the Lord Fatrick account and started following the Pat saga after that post was published.SFWA – Thomas Apostle Investigations
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I'm sure he doesn't appreciate this very much.
This is sadly where the trail will probably end unless he either does something even more monumentally stupid to further dox himself, or the Lawrenceville police decide to investigate who is making murder-for-hire posts and trying to frame enemies of Patrick S. Tomlinson, and pull up the owner of that device.Supports motive. It'd be more damning (albeit circumstantial) if it were discovered whoever created the Lord Fatrick account and started following the Pat saga after that post was published.
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