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India vs Pakistan

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Dassabesso

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sumant28

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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
My one college buddy was Pakistani and was cool with me cheating off all his tests. He’d even flip back to any problems I missed. There was no way I was getting an A in Econometrics 340 on my own LOLOL.

So anyways, I’m with Pakistan on this one
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As long as you didn't fuck around too much to not be able to understand possibly the funniest joke that's ever been written
As an MBA I've always been curious what PhD students do, so I decided to sit in on one of your classes. The experience has convinced me your degree is a total joke.
The professor started by writing a bunch of Greek letters on the board. Form my frat days, I recognized that he wrote one alpha and a lot of betas, which I found amusingly appropriate, seeing as how I'm an alpha male and everyone else in the room was obviously beta.
Next he started talking about a dataset about which are important to car customers. I raised my hand and asked who were the CEOs of the major auto companies at the time of the case.
He said he didn't know.
Dumbfounded, I asked how he could teach us about the auto industry without even knowing who was running the companies.
He got annoyed and said his expertise is method logical, not focused on any particular industry, or some bulls**t like that. I decided to let it slide.
As he droned on, I started thinking about how I had gone out drinking the night before and the hot chicks my buddy and I had almost scored. That's what an MBA is all about -- having awesome experiences with other future CEOs, not sitting around with your nose in a book all day.
When I finally started paying attention again, the professor was saying something about the method of the moment. I decided that was the moment for me to drop that class faster than girls drop their panties when they come to my apartment.
I wanted to put those nerds in their place before I left, so I stood up and said loud enough for everyone in the room to hear, "Any approach that claims to recover the distribution of individual utility parameters from aggregate data based on arbitrary distributional and functional form assumptions is dubious at best," and walked right out the door.
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
My one college buddy was Pakistani and was cool with me cheating off all his tests. He’d even flip back to any problems I missed. There was no way I was getting an A in Econometrics 340 on my own LOLOL.

So anyways, I’m with Pakistan on this one
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The average IQ in Pakistan is 80. Did you steal answers from the crayon eaters at school? No! Wrong!!!
 
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wbgreen said:
India has more nukes, but because winds blow eastward due to the rotation of the earth and science, the fallout from any nuclear explosion on Pakistan would fall on India.

2 birds 1 stone.
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It's two shitshows. The guys up top just want to keep the corruption going nobody's taking it that far. If they were going to they would have by now.

Matter of fact I wouldn't be surprised if China's not asking Pakistan to stir up some shit in retaliation for the trade stuff.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the Indians were helping the Balochis stir up shit against the Chinese in Gwadar. They all do this kind of shit over there.
 
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RoTheHo69 said:
So you're rooting for India on the basis of rape? OK fine by me, I'm just clarifying. Thankfully I don't have a dog in this one.
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So you have no problem with child rape, got it. Told you this guy was a nihilistic empty vessel for demonic spirits. Btw how were the pizzas tonight?



RoTheHo69 said:
It's two shitshows. The guys up top just want to keep the corruption going nobody's taking it that far. If they were going to they would have by now.

Matter of fact I wouldn't be surprised if China's not asking Pakistan to stir up some shit in retaliation for the trade stuff.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the Indians were helping the Balochis stir up shit against the Chinese in Gwadar. They all do this kind of shit over there.
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Stop babbling retard. 15 posts in one thread. Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
 
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