Imagine taking a picture of yourself looking like this and deciding to share it with the world

[Ant_It_Fun]

I’m only comforted by the fact that an uncoordinated wuss like Seth can’t do burpees

The godfather of Spoken Bird Poetry has no need for burpees, goyim.

 

[guest]

Gomer Pile looking monster

More Nicholson from the shining if you ask me. He looks as crazy as he is?

 

[Mikekeke]

Pat did half of a burpee once when a kernel of corn fell off his plate and he body slammed himself on the floor to get.

 

[guest]

Why would a trained runner wear a cotton t shirt? Wouldn’t you wear something with wicking properties like a Nike Pro Combat top?

Because his c cups look too luscious in man made materials.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat did half of a burpee once when a kernel of corn fell off his plate and he body slammed himself on the floor to get.

Imagine Patso trying to jump. Haha what a visual! Like the dancing hippos in Fantastia without the grace and charm.

 

[guest]

Imagine Patso trying to jump. Haha what a visual! Like the dancing hippos in Fantastia without the grace and charm.

George promoting the shoes Jimmy wore to the Foot Locker people is how I envision his vertical jump. Maybe the only thing measurable in fewer inches about him than his dick lol.

 

[Mikekeke]

Imagine Patso trying to jump. Haha what a visual! Like the dancing hippos in Fantastia without the grace and charm.

He almost jumped in that wedding photo. He lifted a leg and looked like he was tearing ass, instead.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He almost jumped in that wedding photo. He lifted a leg and looked like he was tearing ass, instead.

Oh he was trying to jump in that sad dorky picture? I assumed he shit his pants and that’s why they put him away from the rest of the wedding party.

 

[NoBacon]

He’s built like a pig and he always looks like a bloated red alcoholic in every photo he ever posts. Where does this guy get off saying he isn’t fat?

 

[guest]

Removed in less than 5 minutes. The mods know him well lol

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[CarolMaxheinie]

The ugliest man in the world

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pat did half of a burpee once when a kernel of corn fell off his plate and he body slammed himself on the floor to get.

The closest thing to a burpee that faggot has experienced is when Nikkki pats him on the back after a big meal. Toddler lookin ass.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Pat can't rape anybody. His dick has been lost forever in the folds of his gunt.

The technical term is “penile agenesis”
Haven’t you read Dr. Vigoda’s research?

 

[RoTheHo69]

The first 5k calories of the season?

The first 5k calories of seasoning. The rest is the actual food being seasoned.

 

[Raymond]

 

[Username]

Pat can't rape anybody. His dick has been lost forever in the folds of his gunt.

I'm not sure Seth can get hard for a girl, but he could probably insert his whole tiny body in there and do burpees.

There's a mental image for everybody. Have fun sleeping tonight, folks.

It’s why he’s in the gym child. He’s attempting to get into what Pat calls “rape shape.”

Fortunately for women everywhere he lacks the discipline to ever achieve this.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Removed in less than 5 minutes. The mods know him well lol

But what about the kind gentleman at r/aspergers?

 

[fricklefrackle]

He has a waddler’s neck. Fat Pat has ever run, which is why he doesn’t believe in a runner’s high.

I finished an hour of sprints almost two hours ago and still feel amazing from the endorphins.

Wrong again on all counts, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oh he was trying to jump in that sad dorky picture? I assumed he shit his pants and that’s why they put him away from the rest of the wedding party.

No, they put him and Niki away from the rest of the wedding because they’re awful and we’re forced to invite them. Of course Pat didn’t help much with his offensive odors.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m still not sure if he posted this like he was trying to flirt with some twitter girl or he really has zero self awareness. This is him at his creepiest.