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There's a viral tweet going around asking a simple question: "What's the most important thing money can buy?"
Local whore and noted political scientist Melanie "Mistress Emma Evans" Moore weighed in on the subject as tens of people waited with bated breath to hear her weigh in. Her response was healthcare for poor people. Needless to say, it was a much needed and very unique take that definitely had to be said on the notoriously conservative social media platform.
Moore, who deems herself an "erotic hypnotics artist" unironically in her bio, has long been the object of affection for local obese pig Patrick "Fatrick" Tomlinson. If Moore makes a tweet, you can bet your sweet ass that Fatrick is going to try and leverage it into some sort of forced interaction between the two. Many have speculated that this behavior is particularly odd, considering Tomlinson is married, and even a whore like Moore won't fuck him. But that doesn't stop Fatrick from trying anyway.
The self-professed waddling wordsmith decided to weigh in on the issue himself, regurgitating the exact same take Moore initially posted, but with more words. He also tagged her in the tweet. While some have speculated this was an incredibly rare moment of humility from Tomlinson, others are quick to correct them in that his intentions are purely driven by his desire to get into the proud sex worker's pants, robbing the act of any sense of nobility or reverence.
The response was highly predictable: minimal engagement with Moore, and even less engagement on the tweet as a whole. Mouth agape in disbelief that his regurgitated take was ignored, Fatrick combed the other replies to the viral query and fired off this little gem...
It's being said by many people that Fatrick looked at the responses and cherry picked those that opposed his belief system the most and immediately criticized and condescended to them because of his jealousy. Many people are saying this. Class act that he is, though, Fatrick exercises restraint and doesn't engage with each and every person directly to explain why they're retarded and he is smart. Many people have said this behavior is odd for Fatrick, who has been known to engage endlessly with internet trolls or anyone who says anything about him. Others insist that Fatrick doesn't exercise anything, let alone restraint, and the faux show of discipline actually stems from the recent surge in infractions his third Twitter account has wracked up over the past few weeks. These people claim that Fatrick desperately wants to cuntily dismiss every answer besides his and that Milwaukee 4's for being inconsiderate and self centered. These people believe he may also be drunk. But due to the watchful eye on his Twitter account, Mama Raven's special boy is resisting his impulses. I suppose only time will tell.
