I’m sure he is you fucking nigster

[lowend73]

Send gift? Is that a normal feature?

If you ever see a broad on IG with roses, it means she fucks for money

Or if you are a Saudi prince, a human toilet

 

[UnPRePared]

Yup, if he would have bagged Aisha Tyler when she wanted to hook up with him, we'd all be praising him for scoring a hottie*

* there would still be good natured ribbing

Wait a minute... He could have had Aisha Tyler?

I dig Aisha Tyler. I'D BE with Aisha Tyler (no offense, Mal).

Is he the stupidest man alive?

 

[LingerLonger]

who gets famous so they can fuck the ugly women they could have dated being a plumber?!

Bezos is a trillionaire with a wife who is maybe a New Jersey 2 on a good day. The new type of trophy wife is no longer about "hottest youngest blonde" but is now "ugliest repulsive Tolkien villain race".

 

[Sue Lightning]

Bezos is a trillionaire with a wife who is maybe a New Jersey 2 on a good day. The new type of trophy wife is no longer about "hottest youngest blonde" but is now "ugliest repulsive Tolkien villain race".

Exactly. You really think Bezos “girl” “friend” is even human? You think Bezos is still human? Reptilian cybernetic beings who are having meetings in their mind with the trans-dimensional blood elves.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I like it for the most part. I think I’m a season or two behind because I don’t remember his wife being in it. The washed up radio guy is
definitely Opie too.

They have an old cucked eyetalian that is the stepdad of little Billy's friend that looks like a grandma it is AntH.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ehhh, whadda I know? I'm just a multimillionaire blue-collar guy, go up in my helicopter, get a role in Star Wars. I like a little ceeeegar every once and again if the LAAAAADIIIIEEESSSSS don't complain too much about it. Like I said, whadda I know? I'm just a moron, listen to the government, marry a gummy nightmare, raise another man's kid, cuppa cawfee and I'm good to go. Eeeeeeehhhhhhehehehhhhh!

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Ehhh, whadda I know? I'm just a multimillionaire blue-collar guy, go up in my helicopter, get a role in Star Wars. I like a little ceeeegar every once and again if the LAAAAADIIIIEEESSSSS don't complain too much about it. Like I said, whadda I know? I'm just a moron, listen to the government, marry a gummy nightmare, raise another man's kid, cuppa cawfee and I'm good to go. Eeeeeeehhhhhhehehehhhhh!

One of the funniest things Burr ever said was on some random old podcast when he did his typical Burr voice delivery to talk about his great-great....great-grandfather Aaron Burr, describing the events of the duel with Hamilton and explaining why was in the moral right for killing Hamilton in that duel.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I can't help but feel that this marriage was more business than anything.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

If you want to see him in Boston this fall at The Garden, nosebleed seats are $65 and the floor is $165, I'm just a regular guy after all!

 

[Single Action Army]

One of the funniest things Burr ever said was on some random old podcast when he did his typical Burr voice delivery to talk about his great-great....great-grandfather Aaron Burr, describing the events of the duel with Hamilton and explaining why was in the moral right for killing Hamilton in that duel.

Killing the person who started the bank of the US is always morally correct

I can't help but feel that this marriage was more business than anything.

Trade offer:
She receives: Man 5 million times more rich or interesting than she deserves
He receives: hideous over the hill social media addicted do-nothing constantly whining ho that will make you pay to cuck you on screen and rear bastard offspring

 

[Billy Hollywood]

He receives: hideous over the hill social media addicted do-nothing constantly whining ho that will make you pay to cuck you on screen and rear bastard offspring

Good.

 

[lowend73]

Bezos is a trillionaire with a wife who is maybe a New Jersey 2 on a good day. The new type of trophy wife is no longer about "hottest youngest blonde" but is now "ugliest repulsive Tolkien villain race".

nikka is married to an Uruk Khai

 

[ChimpanZ]

I think the hate for nia is not that she's black but more because she's ugly

The blackness doesn’t help

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Send gift? Is that a normal feature?

fucking mooch always expecting a reward, not bad enough she milks billy blueballs already

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

It was a fuggin pitbull with anger issues and they were about to have a kid. What was he supposed to do, put his foot down and keep it until it bit the kids head off?

He should've made her and her kid leave

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think that's the most fuckable I've ever seen Niggsy Wiggsy look.