If Annabelle ever does "find her way home", what do you think pig's explanation for abandoning her would be?

[SensibleKeks]

Pat wanted to murder her and Ade. That would make an awkward conversation. Well for her anyways, Pat wouldn't let give a shit.

"You're mother cheated on me with my best friend, therefore I needed to threaten to kill you all. Im sorry you're too stupid to understand."

 

[UnPRePared]

"Your mother was a whore, child."

"That's bad."

"But I found a second, better wife."

"That's good!"

"And now I'm stlaked by baby child obsessive terrorist atalkers."

"That's bad."

"But I am a published author now."

"That's good!"

"I also sued my anonymous terrorist atalkers in court and lost."

"That's bad!"

"And I'm currently suing the MPD."

Silence

"That's good."

"Can Mom take me home now?"

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

And this was the kind of thing he was doing in his thirties instead of raising his daughter...

Yeahhhh, getting TORE UP watching the Brewers, mannn!

 

[UnPRePared]

Yeahhhh, getting TORE UP watching the Brewers, mannn!

"I wanna kiss you, child. I couldn'T care less abouT the Team sTrug-a-ling, aTalker!"

 

[Sue Lightning]

I read some thing about Brad Pitt (who punched his kids and wife in the face and threw glasses of beer at their heads) wants to finally reconnect with his daughter because “Now that shes 18 he knows Angelina can’t brainwash her against him”. This is classic narcissist shit. “Do my kids hate me for abusing them? Nah, its their evil mother turning them against me”

Even though Patrick never had a handsy incident I guarantee he thinks the exact same way. “Well when she’s 18 and the dastardly woman who almost made me kill myself has no control over her I can unbrainwash her”. And the fucked up thing is i doubt Ade told Annabelle anything about Pat or why he’s not around. So if he jumps into “YOUR WHORE MOTHER CHEATED ON ME AND MADE ME SIGN MY PARENTAL RIGHTS AWAY” I can’t imagine how she would view him as anything other than crazy and Ades decision as justified

 

[SFWA liaison]

"your mom and Jon are evil and manipulated me while I was vulnerable!"

his explanation would be being a massive bitch with feeble emotions. Nice first impression, stupid

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The great thing about Pig is that you can freeze any point in any video and he automatically looks retarded.

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That video especially. When he's "pouring CLR" onto the guy's face he looks more deranged and deadeyed than ever.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I said this before but his dedication implies that she's a missing child. Even in his book he's fishing for twitter likes. He sucks

 

[UnPRePared]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How come he never wears that stupid hat anymore?

Honestly, it's probably because there's a visible sweat ring around the headband that's seeped through. I go through baseball caps like crazy and it's not because I'm fat, it's because I work hard and all my hobbies keep me working hard and wearing hats.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I read some thing about Brad Pitt (who punched his kids and wife in the face and threw glasses of beer at their heads) wants to finally reconnect with his daughter because “Now that shes 18 he knows Angelina can’t brainwash her against him”. This is classic narcissist shit. “Do my kids hate me for abusing them? Nah, its their evil mother turning them against me”

Even though Patrick never had a handsy incident I guarantee he thinks the exact same way. “Well when she’s 18 and the dastardly woman who almost made me kill myself has no control over her I can unbrainwash her”. And the fucked up thing is i doubt Ade told Annabelle anything about Pat or why he’s not around. So if he jumps into “YOUR WHORE MOTHER CHEATED ON ME AND MADE ME SIGN MY PARENTAL RIGHTS AWAY” I can’t imagine how she would view him as anything other than crazy and Ades decision as justified

Lmao Brad Pitt was just trying to show Angelina's dog-children his Irish heritage.

Wasn't Billy Bob Thornton supposed to be the first couple of adopted gooks' dad anyway? If I had a choice of who would be my dad I'm picking Sling Blade every time. Yeah, yeah, link that interview where he was a pretentious fag or whatever, he's cooler than Brad Pitt, who has been in hot-chick-mode for like 30 years.

 

[Sue Lightning Condensed]

Patrick would probably use the same tactics as Brad Pit, who allegedly abused his ex wife and kids

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How old is she at this point? I’m thinking she’s old enough to ask very real questions about her dad.

She pouted her way through Adrienne’s marriage to Daddy pt 3 so I’m sure she hates Patrick already.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lmao Brad Pitt was just trying to show Angelina's dog-children his Irish heritage.

Wasn't Billy Bob Thornton supposed to be the first couple of adopted gooks' dad anyway? If I had a choice of who would be my dad I'm picking Sling Blade every time. Yeah, yeah, link that interview where he was a pretentious fag or whatever, he's cooler than Brad Pitt, who has been in hot-chick-mode for like 30 years.

Yeah that one radio interview where he got mad that they asked about his acting seems like an aberration, and all his costars have said he's cool and a funny guy. He's gotta have bde to get the chicks he does.

I don't know anything about the abuse stuff but Brad seems like the "cool guy" who was never forced to try very hard at anything because he was good looking and anything he was he'd just quit and believe it was their loss. I bet he'd be a lazy shit dad. @Sue Lightning he beat da kids? Angelina I could see because she's crazy

 

[DominusOdium]

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Well, you look nervous, child. Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Shut your little baby mouth. Look at me, child. So I had a wife, Adrienne. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I tweet too much. Who tells me I oughta get a job and work more. Who sits on the laps of my friends and gets it deep from Jon and... Look at me! One day, he rips her pussy. And we have no money for surgeries. She couldn't take it. I just want to see her smile again. And I know my standup comedy won't do it. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She says she never loved me and was never attracted to me! Lies of course. She leaves with Jon anyways! Now I see the funny side and it's not Norm Macdonald. Now I'M ALWAYS TWEETING.

 

[wbgreen]

Even though Patrick never had a handsy incident I guarantee he thinks the exact same way. “Well when she’s 18 and the dastardly woman who almost made me kill myself has no control over her I can unbrainwash her”. And the fucked up thing is i doubt Ade told Annabelle anything about Pat or why he’s not around. So if he jumps into “YOUR WHORE MOTHER CHEATED ON ME AND MADE ME SIGN MY PARENTAL RIGHTS AWAY” I can’t imagine how she would view him as anything other than crazy and Ades decision as justified

How old is she at this point? I’m thinking she’s old enough to ask very real questions about her dad.

She pouted her way through Adrienne’s marriage to Daddy pt 3 so I’m sure she hates Patrick already.

The thing about Annabelle’s generation is that so many of their parents were messes that it's led to single mothers and non bio dads being normal. Probably half her classmates are in non traditional families. There is nothing unusual about Annabelle's situation that would make her need to seek out Pat. She's shrugged it off, assume he was a piece of shit, and move on -- like black kids have been doing for fifty years.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

BRAD PITT EJACULATED A LITTLE BIT IN MY EYE AND CAUSED A CONJUNCTIVITIS INFECTION IN 1994

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

BRAD PITT EJACULATED A LITTLE BIT IN MY EYE AND CAUSED A CONJUNCTIVITIS INFECTION IN 1994

AGAINST MY WILL

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So you get some ejaculate on your face sometimes, it don't make you gay essé

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I’ll never understand how his parents just sit around and let this fat cunt do nothing all day while their grandkid is being raised by strangers. “Normal people don’t act like this!“