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I'm sorry sweetie but it's all your whore mother's fault. She damaged my fragile ego by running off with my friend, so I had no choice but to sign away all my rights and abandon you for life. I'm sure you understand 
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If Annabelle ever does "find her way home", what do you think pig's explanation for abandoning her would be?
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Guaranteed, no matter what, he will blame it on everyone else but himself.
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"Who?" - Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Trolls made me abandon you.
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"Is it true you signed away your rights to be my father on three separate occasions?"
"Yes, but only because I was manipulated by your cunt mother when I was in my thirties."
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That's an aspect I love to point out in his replies on Twitter. This nigga signed away all rights to his only child IN HIS THIRTIES! He wasn't some 17 year old who made a dumbass mistake. He should have already been a home owner with a real career at that point. Fucking worthless bum.
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And this was the kind of thing he was doing in his thirties instead of raising his daughter...
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The great thing about Pig is that you can freeze any point in any video and he automatically looks retarded.
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There's a good reason for that.
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"I didn't abandon you, child, you abandoned me."
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He’ll trash Ade and PCJ to the point where Annabelle gets so disgusted she walks right back out of his life and never acknowledges his existence again.
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UNEVEN NOSTRILS. YYYUUUUCCKKKK. FATTTTT!!!!!!!
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"If it had been up to me you'd have been dead, child. Blame your mother."
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How come he never wears that stupid hat anymore?
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His sudden change in look between Ade and Frat Pat reminds me of Seth MacFarlane. He was a complete dork when he was still a writer and looked seriously downsy in this picture
and then he ditched the glasses got a Nana job done on his teeth and hair and started thinking everyone wanted to see him and hear his stupid voice.
Pat did the same when he donned the backwards hat and lost his glasses. Clearly in pictures from that time he was totally feeling himself and thought he was hot. But both of them are still dorks, just deluded ones. Seth shows whenever he writes a cool guy character for himself how little he understands it. Like in the Orville he's the captain who totally loves to get wasted, like that reflects well on a guy in his late 40s.who has responsibility for people's lives.
and then he ditched the glasses got a Nana job done on his teeth and hair and started thinking everyone wanted to see him and hear his stupid voice.
Pat did the same when he donned the backwards hat and lost his glasses. Clearly in pictures from that time he was totally feeling himself and thought he was hot. But both of them are still dorks, just deluded ones. Seth shows whenever he writes a cool guy character for himself how little he understands it. Like in the Orville he's the captain who totally loves to get wasted, like that reflects well on a guy in his late 40s.who has responsibility for people's lives.
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She probably already hates him and will never speak to him. Kids are vicious and it cannot be stressed enough just how famous of a lolcow he's become. It's one thing if your mom did a couple scenes for BangBros in 2008 that have been lost to the internet, it's another thing if your mom is Reilly Reid or Abella Danger.
Some little shit in her class is gonna connect the dots and tell EVERYONE that Annabelle's father is the Pigman of Milwaukee, and her entire school is going to relentlessly bully her over it. Shit, it's probably already happened. Plus on top of that, Jon died.
All Patrick had to do was not be such a tremendous online asshole to the point of becoming a perennial front-runner for "lolcow of the year" and Annabelle might have had a peaceful childhood.
Some little shit in her class is gonna connect the dots and tell EVERYONE that Annabelle's father is the Pigman of Milwaukee, and her entire school is going to relentlessly bully her over it. Shit, it's probably already happened. Plus on top of that, Jon died.
All Patrick had to do was not be such a tremendous online asshole to the point of becoming a perennial front-runner for "lolcow of the year" and Annabelle might have had a peaceful childhood.
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Starring Seth MacFarlane as... "Uncle" Paul Weimer.
(It's supposed to be his backwards pedophile thumb, not a pecker)