I can't wait for the laughs. I hope they bust down an old crone's door and then totally gut her place, burn her savings, and knock the hovel into rubble. Ripping her bed with a bowie knife as she pleads,"But I got to sleep comfortable!". Knowing she never will again, the last few years of her life ruined and shortened. What sketches do you guys want to see?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I want to see the Jackass Movie.
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I wanna see the boat movie!
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I hope they burn down Bam Margera’s faggoty treehouse
Bam starring in 'has-been overdose / death by cop'
Then they flay his carcass and mock his faggy tattoos.
Then they flay his carcass and mock his faggy tattoos.
I want to see them re-enact Ryan Dunn's tragic accident with his actual corpse. Like a living tribute, without the life.
I liked the 'off road' tattoo bit with Steve-O from the first movie. As soon as I saw Henry Rollins behind the wheel I knew it was going to be an intense experience.
All of these things seem like preformative cruelty. And we all know that's NAHT FUNNY!
If I knew how to properly imbed photos to a message I would have posted the one with Rollins' arms crossed.
Something Something Something toxic masculinity Something Something Something punching up Something Something January 6
I've always liked them and will watch this one.
That's a lot of pre
“Im Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Pussy Fart”
Knoxville farts into Nikis vag, Dave England takes a huge whiff of her farted in cunt and starts projectile vomiting while the whole room hysterically laughs.
Knoxville farts into Nikis vag, Dave England takes a huge whiff of her farted in cunt and starts projectile vomiting while the whole room hysterically laughs.
they all fart in her pussy and then she queefs it into the snorkel that Patrick is wearing
Dig up Don Vito’s corpse and put it in Bam’s bed.