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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! Updated Schedules, Links to Casefiles

AntSucks

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With the next date with Ashley in September, Patrick is on the hook for another $3-6K (perhaps more than that) just for clock ticks and that's only the Wisconsin piece. Unless there's some miracle in Cali, or he decides to focus all efforts on KF, this thing quickly become financially unsustainable. That's assuming a judge doesn't throw shit out altogether or Resto recuses himself to focus on legit cases.
Didn't his lawyer tell Judge Ashley back at the end of May that his client really wanted this wrapped up in a week?
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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My favorite moment is the judge saying Quasi giving a how to guide isn’t harassment. I bet Piggy’s blood pressure shot through the roof and he turned Purple for a few seconds as he punched fart filled couch cushions and seethed, knowing all his points were being tossed back to his incompetent counsel as invalid.
 

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My favorite moment is the judge saying Quasi giving a how to guide isn’t harassment. I bet Piggy’s blood pressure shot through the roof and he turned Purple for a few seconds as he punched fart filled couch cushions and seethed, knowing all his points were being tossed back to his incompetent counsel as invalid.
The judge even said it was a guide on how to troll, that Quasi was only trolling. It was glorious.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I always crack up when I think about Pat busting in to the CA court zoom call with his protocol question. You know he was red faced and shaking while trying to control his tone because the case wasn’t going his way. When this is all over I’d love to ask his attorney what Pat said when they had to leave the hearing for a couple minutes. I’m sure it was quite the temper tantrum from the pig.
 
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I always crack up when I think about Pat busting in to the CA court zoom call with his protocol question. You know he was red faced and shaking while trying to control his tone because the case wasn’t going his way. When this is all over I’d love to ask his attorney what Pat said when they had to leave the hearing for a couple minutes. I’m sure it was quite the temper tantrum from the pig.
In a normal case he would be barred from telling you, but in California, in the case Porky Pig V. Warner Bros, the supreme court of California ruled that Varity could publish private communications between Porky Pig and his Counsel, Abe Goldstein, after it found that Attorney-livestock privilege did not exist. It was determined farm animals were not protected by constitutional protections, but rather animal cruelty laws. Thankfully for us it also works in the case of bovines as well as pigs.
 
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I always crack up when I think about Pat busting in to the CA court zoom call with his protocol question. You know he was red faced and shaking while trying to control his tone because the case wasn’t going his way. When this is all over I’d love to ask his attorney what Pat said when they had to leave the hearing for a couple minutes. I’m sure it was quite the temper tantrum from the pig.
he essentially stood up in court while his lawyer was talking. anyone with common sense would have slack or some type of direct communication
 
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